Kim Kardashian’s little sisters, Kendall and Kylie Jenner, at the viewing party for Keeping Up With the Kardashians in Los Angeles on Sunday night.

How cute are these girls?

And how cute is it going to be when they hit the club scene and start sucking on carrots?

Perhaps on film?

My job will never get dull.

Jesus Christ, Kim.

Easy on the teeth, girl.

At LA Fashion Week.

It’s called “Keeping up with the Kardashians” and it premieres October 14 on E!

The series is, I suppose, about Kim and her less-attractive sisters. Yup, Kimmy totally swam on the right side of that gene pool.

The premiere party was held Tuesday night at the Pacific Design Center in LA.

Bruce Jenner was there, along with Kim’s BFF Brittny Gastineau, but Brody Jenner was conspicuously absent. In fact, it doesn’t look like he’s really a part of the show. Hmmm. I wonder why that is. I can’t believe a famewhore like Brody would voluntarily turn it down.

For the occasion, Kim decided to take a break from her typical hooker clothes. Instead, she dressed like a hooker … in the 1940s.

Thanks for keeping it fresh, Kimmy!

From Page Six:

BOOTYLICIOUS Kim Kardashian has a new man. The beauty has been out on the town with hunky actor Terrence Howard, who is separated from his wife of 14 years. A spy spotted the star of the new E! reality show, “Keeping Up With the Kardashians,” arriving and “making out” with Howard at Tenjune and then Butter last week. “They were all over each other,” snitched the onlooker. “She was sitting on his lap and he was rubbing her butt.” A rep for Howard declined to comment.

Separated from his wife of 14 years? Someone’s taking moves straight outta the Paris Hilton playbook.

BTW, Terrence Howard plays the male lead in the new Jodie Foster film, The Brave One, which I saw last night and found to be terribly disappointing. It just didn’t work on so many levels, which is sad, because I was really excited for it. Oh well. Anyone else see it and feel differently?

I can’t really blame him. Her lips do look a lot like a vagina these days.

Seriously it looks like someone ate this girl’s whole face and then spit it back out onto her head.

Homegirl looks worked.

Backstage at the Heatherette show.

“Everyone now says I have a fake butt or butt implant. I’m Armenian; you should see all the women in my family. The women have bigger breasts and bigger butts. That’s how I was born. I can’t help it. I’m not gonna fight it. I definitely need to work out more and tone up, but I’m proud of my body … [but] I’m not against [plastic surgery].”

Kim Kardashian, to King magazine

I think I smell another C-list feud.

Kelly Osbourne and Kim Stewart were set to do a reality show together on E! next season. It was supposed to be a Simple Life replacement, except with less famous and less interesting people. Unsurprisingly, “the network just wasn’t into Kelly and Kimberly’s show.” Instead, it looks like they’ll be the mystery network airing the Kim Kardashian reality show I mentioned last week, which co-stars her gazillion brothers and sisters, including Brody Jenner, who has to win some sort of award for reality shows based loosely around his life (Princes of Malibu, The Hills and now this … even Lauren Conrad can’t top that). Poor Kim Stewart’s tried forever to get on reality TV … she was trying to be the Nicole Richie replacement on The Simple Life during the Paris/Nicole feud, but the network was like, “Um, it turns out that you’re not very interesting when you’re not toppling off motorcycles on red carpets, so no.” I guess she’s just not destined for reality TV stardom.