Can we broadcast this to every girl between the ages of 9 and 18?  Kim Kardashian yesterday in Miami Beach with no makeup on.  Without lashes and bronzer, Kim looks like she should be serving SuperMelts and Fribbles.  You know…average.

I like the dude in the background pushing up his sunglasses.  You know he thought someone was clamoring to take his pic.

KK assumed a natural for her pose as she blew out the sparklers on her cake.  Incidentally, apparently candles are passe now?  LAX Nightclub hosted her birthday party last night and served a cake with their name emblazoned across it and no mention of Kim’s anywhere.  I feel a little embarassed for her.  I feel a lot embarassed for her sister Khloe.  She has absolutely no business wearing that dress anywhere…  And before you get all hysterical, I don’t hate fat people.  I just hate this fat person’s horrible udgement.

I kind of love Shanna Moakler. She’s just no-holds-barred trashy. Girlfriend says what’s on her mind, no matter who’s listening. I guess she doesn’t have much left to lose at this point.

Anyway, Shanna and Kim Kardashian got into a little fight at one of Carmen Electra’s parties last weekend, and the kids over at TheDirty.com sat down to chat with Shanna about it. Here’s one of Shanna’s choice quotes:

I was at this bbq and I saw what I thought was a donkey posing on the stairs but much to my surprise, it was Kim Kardashian. No, wait, it was a donkey! She’s soooo f*cking fat! She’s 5′2″ and she’s like 140. She was wearing a sarong to cover her huge big ass! I like a nice ass but hers is not a nice ass! … I am far from a size zero but she made me feel Gisele (Bundchen) thin!

The whole interview is just pure genius. I’ve reprinted the whole thing after the jump. I strongly encourage you to read it.

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Remember these shots?

Kim. Sweetheart. You cannot pose for photos like this and then be all like “Why doesn’t the media appreciate me for my mind?”

Here’s Kim hosting some party in NYC.

Why do people always wait forever to file lawsuits?

And who the hell hires Kim Kardashian as their stylist?

Let’s back up.

Brandy Norwood’s mother/manager is suing Kim Kardashian and her siblings, accusing them of running up more than $120,000 in credit card charges without permission while Kim was styling Brandy.

She alleges Kim was authorized to make a single purchase on the family’s AmEx card, but later ran up a ton of unauthorized charges, and gave the card to her siblings, who also ran up a ton of unauthorized charges. Kim claims she and her family were authorized to make all the charges. “We have her signature on all items,” Kardashian says.

You’ll recall that Kim also starred in a recent sex tape with another Norwood: Brandy’s brother Ray-J, who she later dumped for footballer Reggie Bush. Seems like there’s still some bad blood between the families.

Best Buy comes up with the worst promo ever. [Jossip]

Bruce Willis somehow looks like a truck driver, yet he once again has a barely legal hot girlfriend…see kids money can buy you love! [ICYDK]

Some guy auditioned for American Idol 11 times? Seriously, somebody really wants to get on TV. [People]

I have no issue with Baptists…but I do have an issue with crazy folk. [Mollygood]

Kim Kardashian…still naked. [Egotastic]

Kim Kardashian and Reggie Bush chilled out together at the “The Horrors” party at Sundance.

So far Kim and Paris have managed not to be at the same party together. I wonder if they’ll both show up at the 50 Cent show tonight …