InTouch is reporting that Kim Kardashian is engaged to her football player boyfriend, Reggie Bush.

The pair were together in Miami on Dec. 31, where Kim hosted Mansion’s Tanqueray and Ciroc New Year’s Bash in South Beach with Reggie. She wasn’t sporting a ring, but perhaps Kim’s just learned to keep her private life private.

I have to admit, ever since I’ve started watching Keeping Up With the Kardashians, I really like Kim. (Yes, there, I admitted it — I watch that show and I fucking like it goddammit!) I don’t know what I expected her to be like, but she certainly comes off way better on her show than Paris ever did on The Simple Life. She just seems really down-to-earth, sensible, and sweet, and I wish her the best with this relationship.

I laughed so hard when I came across this pic.

You guys remember last week’s episode of Project Runway? Where they had to create fashion “dos” from fashion “don’ts”?

And one of the fashion “don’ts” was underwear as outerwear?

Enter Kourtney Kardashian as Exhibit A.

At the Breakthrough of the Year awards in LA.

Image via WENN

Check out Kim Kardashian’s interview with Tyra today, where she talks about her sex tape.

Part II is inside.

Update: If the video’s not working for you then you can click here for Part I and here for Part II.

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Tragically, mean and grumpy lawyers made us take down the wonderful pictures we had of Kim Kardashian in Playboy, but here she is in basically the same poses at the Morgan 4 Ever clothing line launch in NYC.

Jesus, Kim, I can smell your vagina over the Internet. Can you do anything without being sexual about it?

In fairness, I still have all her Playboy pics on my computer, and one of them is currently my desktop background. I kind of love that.

Wanna know something else funny? When I was in college, 100 years ago, my boyfriend and I found this hilarious Photoshopped picture of Britney Spears’ head on a nude body. We thought it was so funny that we made it my desktop background, and it stayed there for almost a year. People would see my computer and be like “Oh my God! That cannot be real! Britney Spears would never do that.”

Oh, how naive we once were.

Update: Pics removed because it turns out Playboy has lawyers.

For the eight of you who didn’t catch Kim Kardashian’s vagina when Ray-J was peeing all over it, she was thoughtful enough to do a Playboy spread. She actually looks nice here; Playboy toned down her makeup and airbrushed her thighs, and it works well.

Uncensored photos are after the jump.

Please be 18 or older if you’re going to view them.

(Stifles laughter.)

It’s been Kim Kardashian’s birthday all week.

She celebrated the aging process once again at JET nightclub in Vegas.

Kim Kardashian’s little sisters, Kendall and Kylie Jenner, at the viewing party for Keeping Up With the Kardashians in Los Angeles on Sunday night.

How cute are these girls?

And how cute is it going to be when they hit the club scene and start sucking on carrots?

Perhaps on film?

My job will never get dull.

Jesus Christ, Kim.

Easy on the teeth, girl.

At LA Fashion Week.