Kim Kardashian sported a new look as she participated in a photo shoot for my all-time favorite magazine, O. 

Ken Paves, the ridiculous stylist responsible for Jessica Simpson’s Texas hair as well as the sale of clip-on hair extensions,  styled Kim’s wig for the shoot. 

What do we think of Kim with short hair?  Her natural hair is so beautiful — not so sure what I think of this helmet of hair.

On the tail of things not workingout too well for Christina Ricci, comes news that Kim Kardashian and Reggie Bush are newly engaged. 

Kim was talking earlier this month about picking out her own ring.  “It’s just easier.  Isn’t it easy if someone’s like, ‘This is exactly what I want.’ It’ll make your life so easy.”  Now, some people are dead-set against knowing what their engagement ring looks like ahead of time, but my theory is this:  Kim’s going to have this ring on her hand for the next three to five years of her life.  Shouldn’t she have one that she really likes?

Now that Kim has officially hooked her boyfriend of the past two years, it’s time for her to get her butt moving and start shopping for a size two wedding dress.  Heh.

Kim Kardashian has been flapping her gums, this time about her step-dad Bruce Jenner.  I’m sure you’ll find this practically unbelievable but twenty-five years ago, Bruce Jenner had a face-lift and nose job.  I just thought he always looked like the scarecrow from The Wizard of Oz, but no.  His perma-shock countenance is the result of surgery gone terribly, terribly wrong.

Anyway, he had corrective surgery to undo the craziness.  Above is a picture of him before….

After the jump is the after pic.  And prepare to be blown away…

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Kim Kardashian in a (size 2, natch) cropped pantsuit.  Kim Kardashian in gladiator sandals.  Kim Kardashian as a blond.  Love or hate any or all of it?

“I am a huge fan of Forever 21 and I’m very happy they have expanded their line to include a plus-size range, but I am not in that size category and this article makes it sound like I am! I am a curvy girl and I love my curves, but curvy and plus-sized are two very different things. I work really hard to maintain my curves while staying slim and healthy, so to be classed as a ‘fuller-figured woman’ of extra large proportions is a little offensive.  For the record, I am a size 2, not 2XL.”

Kim Kardashian, yet another member to join Jennifer Love Hewitt and Jessica Simpson in the Size Two Club,  blogging about how offensive she finds it to be called “fuller-figured” in the latest issue of Us Magazine.

What do you think of Kim Kardashian’s look?  Oh, sure, you might hone right in on the jeans with perfectly placed holes in them but I immediately focused on the macrame drapery tie back she has on her head.

If after the events of this past week it suddenly occurred to you that adopting a chimpanzee would be a magnificent idea then please for the love of all things holy tie your own tubes.