Damn. Tila Tequila is on a tear. I am addicted to her Twitter the way that she’s addicted to whatever it is that makes her so watchable. I know, I know. She’s an attention whore, I shouldn’t be talking about her, but I really doubt we’re going to have much time left with the girl. Let’s pay attention to her while we still can. You know, while she’s still alive.

Last night on Twitter (feed via ONTD) Tila shed light on many Hollywood mysteries. According to her, Paris Hilton and Kim Kardashian made bank off their sex tapes on purpose, some dudes in Hollywood that we would not think are gay are gay and Miley ain’t no virgin. Do you think she has any information about wether or not Michael Jackson had inappropriate relationships with children or if Andy Dick has a drinking problem? I figure while she’s breaking all the big stories, she might as well throw some real hardballs.

At what point are these public attacks going to become a problem? This month Tila’s already gone after Rihanna, Nicky Hilton, Bijou Phillips and everyone at CNN, to name a few. Is it possible that her constant harassment and shit talking could lead to a greater problem for her? Unfortunately it’s hard to press charges against someone for not shutting up, but her Twitter is practically libelous.

It’s like the Polanski petition all over again with all the celebrities backing Tiger Woods during his “time of need”. You’d think that most people would be afraid to comment on either story publicly (especially if they sympathize with the person whose character is in question), but no! There’s always someone out there hungry enough to provide sound bytes that might make the paper.

Us Weekly put together this list of celebrities who have publicly come to Tiger’s defense:

Donald Trump: “He’s had a very interesting and very traumatic couple of weeks…But I know Tiger and he’s a wonderful guy. Tiger is going to be hotter than ever. Mark my words.”

Kim Kardashian: “Obviously, he made a statement where he said there were issues and he hasn’t been the best man for his family, so obviously something’s going on there…I think it’s proven to be really stressful on them. So you just kind of feel bad for his wife and for him.”

Khloe Kardashian: Lamar [Odom] just said he thinks it’s sad. He was like, “We’re so attacked, and nothing’s going on.” He just feels that people should just stay out of it. They’re obviously going through something a lot more serious than it’s just like to make a headline. People were in the hospital–they need a minute to get themselves together, regardless of what it is.”

NFL player Terrell Owens:  “I do think Tiger has done a great job of trying to apologize and being contrite, and so I think that’s the first and foremost thing you can do is be remorseful about it. I wish him well and hope he and his family rebounds.”

Dennis Rodman: “I know Tiger. He is a very good guy. He has beautiful kids and a beautiful wife and what’s going on right now he just needs to just talk and say, you know, whatever, I’m here man. He didn’t do anything wrong, he became famous at a young age. Once your life is under a microscope everyone wants to look at you and just nitpick everything you do so bad.”

NFL star Reggie Bush: “For those of you who think Tiger ‘won’t be the same’ after this, you guys are crazy! He’s maybe the single greatest athlete of our time!…I’m specifically speaking on Sports not talking about his personal life! This will only drive him to be greater! Golfer’s better watch out!!”

Gilles Marini: “Time heals…Go on vacation far away from all the frenzy. I don’t know what really happened. I’m curious about the golf club, more than anything else. The sexual life and what happened between them is not our problem and there’s a war going on that is more important.”

Diddy: “Ye without sin cast the 1st stone!!!! Put down your rocks sinners!!!!! Tiger keep your head up! God bless your fam Black man!”

Two Kardashians, Donald Trump, Reggie Bush and Dennis Rodman? What’d they do to get these quotes? Go stand in front of some Famous Moron Convention with a microphone? None of his supporters are even remotely surprising.

Super serious and very important business woman Kim Kardashian can’t help but laugh at Star Magazine’s accusations that she got her lips and nose reduced by a size and took to her blog to say  that the whole thing is a crock. “Why would someone want smaller lips?! LOL” I wonder if she really L’d OL or if she was just saying she was L-ingOL. Man, that’s going to bug me all day.

Kim claims that the before and after pictures chosen by the rag were ones from before and after a 20-pound weight loss, so obviously her face (and the rest of her) are going to look differently. “Your face always looks different when you lose weight, plus with the contouring on my nose it gives the illusion of a thinner nose. I actually think my nose looks smaller in the first pic than it does in the second. It’s ridiculous… it’s all about the makeup and the angle from which the photo was taken!” This woman is a genius! Genius I tell you!

I’m all for plastic surgery rumors, hell, they are what keep me in business, but I have to say for once that I side with the moron with the large butt. How desperate do you have to be to take two photos that were taken months apart and in different lighting and compare them to make a story? There are much more obvious offenders than KK out there and I could read about 100 more stories on Nicole Kidman’s Frankenface before I read any more bull about what’s obviously a good make up job.

Beside, if Kim was really going to go under the knife, wouldn’t there be a “very special Keeping Up With the Kardashians” two-parter? I’m thinking there would be. These dolls can barely take a dump without having the whole thing filmed.

Kim Kardashian would like you to know that she is ready to rip the face off of the industry with her endless talent, business know-how and moxie. You may know her from getting boned and owned by Brandy’s little brother in a sex tape, her childish reality TV antics or her mediumishly-high profile relationship with Reggie Bush, but if she has her way, she’s going to be the next Donald Trump!

Kardashian speaks to all of this in an interview with Cosmopolitan that’s on newsstands now, saying  ”I’m an entrepreneur. ‘Ambitious’ is my middle name.” However, she’s the first to admit that all of her “ambition” wasn’t focused on the right things in the past, namely her romantic relationships. ”A lot of work goes into relationships. Right now, I’m figuring it out.”

Well, whenever she’s done doing that math, we all better watch out, because Kimberly “Ambitious” Kardashian is about to take the world by storm with her lines of lingerie or perfume or hair extensions or whatever these famous broads cook up and pass off as a business. Check yourself, Barry Diller. K.A.K. is coming for you full speed.

You know what I’ve noticed about Kim Kardashian?  She has an adept way of saying really bitchy things in that sweet, simply little voice of hers so that you don’t readily realize just what a whorebag she’s being.  If she lived in the south, she’d be the one who follows up every verbal slam with a “bless your heart.”  For example, her most recent statement about her pregnant sister, Kourtney:

“She’s huge. She is huuuuge!  I think she’s in denial of buying maternity clothes, because she just borrows Khloe’s clothes.”

See what I mean?  She knocked out two sisters with that little gem.  Of course, only seconds later, the backpedal.  When she said that Khloe’s clothes were “huuuuuge!” she really meant “taaaaaaaaal!”

“Khloé is going to kill me for saying that, but it’s really because Khloé is so much taller. Kourtney will take Khloé’s top and wear it as a dress…She will not buy maternity clothes. I don’t know what’s wrong with her.”

The other day I reported about how Kourtney Kardashian got pregnant by forgetting to take her birth control pill.  And I voiced concern, because if you can’t remember to take one pill a day to avoid creating a human, you probably are going to have a bit of trouble actually raising a human.

Well today’s revelation — we should just expect these daily media announcements from now until the kid graduates college — was about how she told her sister and mom that she was expecting.  Reminder:  Kourtney Kardashian is 30-years-old.

“It was so hard for me to tell Kim and my mom,” Kourtney tells PEOPLE. “Khloe and I called Kim on speakerphone, and I made Khloe tell her. I think Kim thought we were lying! Kim was excited, but I feel like her first reaction was like, ‘Why? What are you doing?’ It was really just shock. Especially since we are so extremely close, anything that happens in our family is earth-shattering to us. But she was excited. She just wanted to make sure that I had thought this through.”

Kourtney waited until she returned home to Los Angeles to break the news to her mom, Kris. “I was scared,” Kourtney admits. 

 

So with Khloe at her side, Kourtney says she told Kris, “Okay, we have to tell you something. It’s serious.” Khloe then broke the news to Jenner, who’s initial reaction was a mix of shock and joy. “It took her a minute to digest it,” says Kourtney. “She didn’t even know Scott was around since we broken up, so was like ‘Scott, who?’ “ 

Since then, though, Kourtney says her mom and Disick get along, and any issues they had are a thing of the past. 

Kourtney has some serious growing up to do which will probably happen right about the time that a seven-pound terror passes through her pelvis and she can’t get her sister to handle the pain for her.

In other Kardashian news, Kim was seen dining with Reggie Bush at a Ruth Chris steakhouse Monday night.  So maybe those two are back “on” again.  Oh, I can only hope.

For your analysis, here is a picture of Kim Kardashian on Sunday night at PURE nightclub.  They look happy, right?  Then, why on Monday did they announce their split?

The pair, who recently returned from a charity trip to Africa with Kardashian’s sister Khloe, just last May talked about “heading” toward marriage, but sources tell PEOPLE their relationship suffered from the time they spent apart – with yet another separation looming with the upcoming NFL season. 

“They never get to see each other, ever,” the source says. “It’s been a long time coming. They still love each other and are part of their lives, but Reggie spends six months out of the year in New Orleans, so it’s tough.” 

I don’t know.  This looks like they had a, “Baby, I’ve got somethin’ to tell you” conversation after the nightclub appearance.  Kim’s rep confirmed the split, so I think either a)  she got dumped or b)  he admitted to cheating on her.

Pictures in the gallery of the couple at several events over the past couple weeks, displaying some interesting body language.