I kind of love Shanna Moakler. She’s just no-holds-barred trashy. Girlfriend says what’s on her mind, no matter who’s listening. I guess she doesn’t have much left to lose at this point.

Anyway, Shanna and Kim Kardashian got into a little fight at one of Carmen Electra’s parties last weekend, and the kids over at TheDirty.com sat down to chat with Shanna about it. Here’s one of Shanna’s choice quotes:

I was at this bbq and I saw what I thought was a donkey posing on the stairs but much to my surprise, it was Kim Kardashian. No, wait, it was a donkey! She’s soooo f*cking fat! She’s 5′2″ and she’s like 140. She was wearing a sarong to cover her huge big ass! I like a nice ass but hers is not a nice ass! … I am far from a size zero but she made me feel Gisele (Bundchen) thin!

The whole interview is just pure genius. I’ve reprinted the whole thing after the jump. I strongly encourage you to read it.

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Remember these shots?

Kim. Sweetheart. You cannot pose for photos like this and then be all like “Why doesn’t the media appreciate me for my mind?”

Here’s Kim hosting some party in NYC.

Why do people always wait forever to file lawsuits?

And who the hell hires Kim Kardashian as their stylist?

Let’s back up.

Brandy Norwood’s mother/manager is suing Kim Kardashian and her siblings, accusing them of running up more than $120,000 in credit card charges without permission while Kim was styling Brandy.

She alleges Kim was authorized to make a single purchase on the family’s AmEx card, but later ran up a ton of unauthorized charges, and gave the card to her siblings, who also ran up a ton of unauthorized charges. Kim claims she and her family were authorized to make all the charges. “We have her signature on all items,” Kardashian says.

You’ll recall that Kim also starred in a recent sex tape with another Norwood: Brandy’s brother Ray-J, who she later dumped for footballer Reggie Bush. Seems like there’s still some bad blood between the families.

Best Buy comes up with the worst promo ever. [Jossip]

Bruce Willis somehow looks like a truck driver, yet he once again has a barely legal hot girlfriend…see kids money can buy you love! [ICYDK]

Some guy auditioned for American Idol 11 times? Seriously, somebody really wants to get on TV. [People]

I have no issue with Baptists…but I do have an issue with crazy folk. [Mollygood]

Kim Kardashian…still naked. [Egotastic]

Kim Kardashian and Reggie Bush chilled out together at the “The Horrors” party at Sundance.

So far Kim and Paris have managed not to be at the same party together. I wonder if they’ll both show up at the 50 Cent show tonight …

Rumors circulated yesterday that Kim Kardashian had gotten engaged to her boyfriend, Reggie Bush.

Kim denies it.

“It’s not true,” she says. “Not yet!”

InTouch is reporting that Kim Kardashian is engaged to her football player boyfriend, Reggie Bush.

The pair were together in Miami on Dec. 31, where Kim hosted Mansion’s Tanqueray and Ciroc New Year’s Bash in South Beach with Reggie. She wasn’t sporting a ring, but perhaps Kim’s just learned to keep her private life private.

I have to admit, ever since I’ve started watching Keeping Up With the Kardashians, I really like Kim. (Yes, there, I admitted it — I watch that show and I fucking like it goddammit!) I don’t know what I expected her to be like, but she certainly comes off way better on her show than Paris ever did on The Simple Life. She just seems really down-to-earth, sensible, and sweet, and I wish her the best with this relationship.

I laughed so hard when I came across this pic.

You guys remember last week’s episode of Project Runway? Where they had to create fashion “dos” from fashion “don’ts”?

And one of the fashion “don’ts” was underwear as outerwear?

Enter Kourtney Kardashian as Exhibit A.

At the Breakthrough of the Year awards in LA.

Image via WENN