Caption this picture of Lindsay Lohan   Aubrey O’Day   Perez Hilton Kim Cattrall as she appeared today on set filming Breakin’ 2:  Electric Boogaloo  Sex and the City 2.

 Honestly, she looks like pre-eleventh grade summer school teacher, but whatever.  Apparently this look is now known as “vintage” or “retro”.

Haven’t you just been longing for the next installment?  Because there are so many relevant, untold stories to the SATC saga.  Sigh.  I know money is a drug but there comes a time when you need to let a good thing die.

Poor Kim Cattrall.

Kristin Davis had those naked photos hit the web.

Sarah Jessica Parker got her own blow-up doll (with three fabulous love holes!).

Cynthia Nixon is a lesbian.

What’s Kim’s claim to fame anymore?

Sitting courtside at Knicks games?

Kim’s probably saving her sex tape leak for, like, the week before the SaTC movie hits theaters. Mark my words. You will be seeing this woman’s vagina sometime in the next two months. She’s not going to be upstaged that easily.

Here she is with her longtime boyfriend, Canadian chef Alan Wyse, at a New York Knicks game. I hope he will not appear in the sex tape. He’s creepy-looking.

The sunglasses?

The bikini bottoms?

The gold shoes with a silver bag?

Life is full of difficult decisions, you guys.

To Kim Cattrall’s credit, she’s filming a scene for Sex and the City here, so it’s not like the wardrobe was her choice, but still. Awful, awful, awful.

There have long been rumors that Kim Cattrall doesn’t get along so hot with the rest of the cast of Sex and the City. The reason it took so long to make that movie in the first place is that Kim didn’t want to come on board, she so disliked working on the show with the other women. Apparently that behavior continued through the filming of the movie, and now Star is reporting that Cynthia Nixon and Kristin Davis actually received secret bonuses for putting up with Kim’s diva behavior.

Not everything is sexy in the city. Sources tell Star that Kim Cattrall was such a diva to work with on the Sex and the City movie that her costars are getting a secret bonus for dealing with Kim’s prima donna behavior.

An insider tells Star, “Kristin Davis and Cynthia Nixon are getting a ‘hush-hush’ bonus for not being divas during filming and as a thank-you for putting up with Kim.”

Seriously if I got a fucking bonus for every time I had to put up with a shit-head coworker back when I worked in an actual office, I’d be sipping margaritas in Bora Bora and paying male models to feed me grapes instead of being isolated in my apartment (where there are no shit-head coworkers other than my cats) writing celeb gossip.