Pamela Anderson’s pussy is some powerful shit.

Yes, indeed, Tommy Lee and Kid Rock, both at one point married to the vixen, came to blows during Alicia Keys’ VMA performance.

“It looked like Tommy Lee initiated it because Kid Rock was ignoring him,” said an observer sitting two tables away. “And Tommy Lee kind of antagonized him. And then when Tommy Lee stood up, it looked a little weird, like ‘Yo, what?’ When Tommy stands up is when Kid hit him the first time with a backhand. And then Tommy Lee looked like he was trying to get at him to aggressively retaliate and then Kid Rock hits Tommy Lee again — bong. And then security grabs Tommy Lee in a headlock and pulls him off.”

Tommy Lee was ejected from the show, but Kid Rock got to stay for the rest of the night.

Since Kid Rock threw the only punches that landed, it seems Tommy Lee is pressing charges. Las Vegas police were looking for Kid Rock later that night.

Just in my inbox from the Hollyscoop ladies…Pamela Anderson has filed for divorce from her hubby of only 4 months, Kid Rock.

This really isn’t very shocking but still kind of abrupt. Their boozy wedding didn’t really seem to foreshadow them growing old together but still it is odd that this happened right after Pam suffered a miscarriage. Maybe the idea of having kids with Pam was too much for fun-loving Kid Rock.

I wish there was something more exciting to report than they simply filed under “irreconcilable differences” (think Kenny Chesney and Zellweger’s “fraud”) but I will be poking around the internet today hopefully for something more fun to report. I mean, divorce is sad and all but when you get married in a white bikini, twice, we are allowed to make fun of your marriage.