Don’t worry, guys. Nick hasn’t proposed to Miley. Joe “Type 1″ Jonas hasn’t gone running back to Taylor Swift begging for forgiveness (as he ought to). No, it’s the other Jonas, the one who’s always half-hidden in photo shoots and videos, like a boy-band Carnie Wilson. I believe his name is Kevin, although it may be Mike. Or Steve. Or Dale. Not sure.

Anyway, The Other Jonas proposed to his girlfriend of two years this morning at her New Jersey home with a ring he’d “codesigned” with Jacob & Co. How does one “codesign” a ring? Like, “Yes. It should have a diamond. You can quote me on that.”

He took a red-eye to Jersey after his show in Vancouver last night. “It was tough performing last night,” he said, “knowing that I was going to ask the biggest question in my life to the most amazing girl in the world.”

The couple met in May 2007 while their families were vacationing in the Bahamas. The bride-to-be, Danielle Deleasa, claims she had no idea who Kevin was when she met him. OK then. That’s my plan. When I “run into” Adrian Grenier while “on vacation” with my “family,” I’m going to be all like, “Oh hi there. Who are you? I’ve never seen anyone who looks remotely like you ever in my life, and certainly not on TV. Wanna buy me a drink?”

The Jonas Brothers added fuel to the Selena-vs-Miley feud this weekend, as eldest bro Kevin left his NYC hotel wearing a “Team Demi and Selena” t-shirt.

God, I looooooooooove this feud!

It’s breathing new life into gossip.

TEAM MILEY ALL THE WAY, BEYOTCHES!!!

Seriously are they selling these shirts at Kitson yet OR WHAT?

I NEED ONE!