You can ignore the rumors …
“It is not even remotely true,†says her rep.
Federline’s camp denies reports, too.
If Shar were pregnant, you’d better believe she’d be the first to want the world to know.
It would have made a great story, though …
Paris, darling, do you need attention? Is that why you showed up at Jason Strauss’s birthday party at TAO last night? For the Kevin Federline photo op? Just in case the stake hasn’t been driven all the way through Britney’s heart? Just grind it in that last inch or so … and take your new boyfriend along, too, just to remind the world that you can have it all. Everything but self respect, my darling. Everything but that.
It’s been a long hard month for us celeb bloggers but they’ve sprung our muse loose and off the juice (why am I so pleased with this rhyme? no idea. OCD probably).
That’s the Brit is back!
LOS ANGELES (AP) — After almost a month of seclusion in an oceanfront rehabilitation center, Britney Spears has moved on.
Also, she’s just in time for K-Fed’s substance riddled bday bash:
A party on Wednesday at West Hollywood nightclub Eleven had been planned, in addition to a second bash on Saturday at Pure Nightclub in Las Vegas, said Federline’s publicist Marilyn Lopez.
Boo to the yeah! This will all go swimmingly I am sure. She’s fresh out of ‘hab looking to stay on the straight and narrow and her ex-husband is throwing a party.
To quote Lord of the Rings: Return of the King: “Meat’s back on the menu boys!”
Sorry for that quote. No EvilBeet and No EvilT means this here blog is under the sole control of dorkdom.
Kevin Federline decides to get his kids away from all the insanity of Hollywood. The obvious destination: Vegas. [Gossip or Truth]
Much to my chagrin, we still care about Kristin Cavallari. [POTP]
Naomi Campbell has been sentenced to floor-sweeping. Kinky. [The Blemish]
Hey, Joel Madden: if you want the paparazzi out of your face, don’t go to Mr. Chow’s with Nicole Richie. Honestly, people. There are restaurants all over Los Angeles. [dlisted]
David Faustino stole a marijuana clinic. Yeah, that’s right. Bud Bundy. And a marijuana clinic. [Cele|bitchy]
Adrianne Curry: still ridiculously hot. You know who’s hitting that? Peter Brady. [Celebslam]
Simon Cowell weighs in on Kellie Pickler’s new … um … shoes. Note that the interviewer here is his girlfriend. [Celebrity Smack]
Booted Idols Leslie Hunt and Alaina Alexander dish on the backstage goings-on. [ICYDK]
Chris Daughtrey manages to do an entire interview with Life magazine without saying “Taylor Hicks who?” I don’t think I would have been that strong. [GTS]
Though I think that his silence might be financially motivated, Kevin really has come out of all of this as a good guy. I honestly think that Kevin loves Britney and probably is very frightened by her behavior. Though Britney had some fashionable clothing choices while dating K-Fed it looks like her crazy wasn’t caused by Kevin. Perhaps Kevin actually kept her in check of a while.
Though I might kick myself for saying this…I think it is a good idea for these two to get back together, take care of their kids and *gasp* act like actual responsible adults.
From our friends at the tiny news gathering called The Associated Press:
“(AP) — As Britney Spears was reportedly checking out of a drug rehabilitation center for the second time in a week, her estranged husband was making plans to go to court amid a custody dispute over their two children.
Kevin Federline and his lawyer were scheduled to appear at a downtown courthouse Thursday for an emergency hearing, Superior Court spokesman Allan Parachini told The Associated Press.
“Our best information is he will be here; she won’t,” said Parachini. “But anything is possible.”
Yes, anything is possible. Brit could parachute in from an Army helicopter. She could show up selling her extra needles. The kids may have already been sold to Madonna.
There is no limit to the crazy train, just hop on board and pray the dining car opens soon.
Brit’s former love, Justin Timberlake, had a similar night on Friday. After performing at Avalon on Friday night (and giving K-Fed a hug on the red carpet — is there a Federlake in the works?), JT was scheduled to perform at Clive Davis’ legendary pre-Grammy bash on Saturday, but had to cancel, citing a 103 degree fever. The folks who were out partying with Justin until five o’clock Saturday morning said he seemed perfectly healthy — albeit drunk — to them. Hm. Fox News said the newly single pop star actually showed up for sound check, but just couldn’t pull it together to perform.
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