BritneySpears.com posted a photo of Britney’s setlist for her “Circus” tour, which starts in New Orleans this week.

I’m really excited to see the “Bollywood” version of “Me Against the Music”!

I love this setlist, and I love that it ends with “Baby One More Time.” I have tickets to see her in Seattle, and I just couldn’t be more excited.

Meanwhile, it looks like Britney will have her boys on tour with her, as Kevin Federline — their primary custodian — has agreed to go on tour with Britney. Way to go, Kevin! It’s awesome that you’re going to let the boys be with their mother, but what about your other kids with Shar Jackson? I hope you’re going to be flying back regularly to be a father to them, too.

Kevin Federline is in talks with with Gerard Guez to design a line of clothing … for kids!

“It’s a really tough business, I’m trying to take it seriously and make a quality product for kids but not have parents pay like $500 or something ridiculous for a pair of jeans,” he said. “You buy your kids a pair of True Religions then they roll around in the dirt like kids do and a $200 pair of jeans is gone. With this economy, I’m looking to do something much more reasonable.”

Really? Who the hell buys a little kid a pair of True Religions? If that’s how you’ve been spending your money, you deserve to be broke right now!

Tee hee, I’m just having so much fun in my head coming up with names for the potential K-Fed kids fashion line.

What do you guys think he should call it?

Britney is set to kick off her Circus tour on March 3rd in her home state of Louisiana.  According to TMZ, Brit and K-Fed came up with a workable plan allowing their kids to be with her on tour.  Three residences were to be set up in New Jersey, New Orleans and Los Angeles, where the kids would stay.  In between shows, Spears would travel to the house to be with her boys.  In addition, she would pay K-Fed $4,000 a week and he would be set up with a separate residence in each location.

Now, I’m not sure why she’s paying him $4k, and I don’t really care.  This is an agreement they hashed out without lawyers and court motions.  It’s called co-parenting; it’s a good thing.  I guess K-Fed’s legal team isn’t too thrilled.  They feel that Brit’s dad, Jamie, went behind their backs to set this up.  Well, yes.  If you can formulate an arrangement that works for everyone and doesn’t cost $3k an hour to implement, well, that’s positive.  But retained legal counsel tend to not appreciate non-billable hour parental efforts.

Anyway, K-Fed’s lawyers object to the arrangement but won’t cite specifically what they object to.  Britney has said that she will cancel her tour if her kids cannot come with her.

K-Fed, call in your dogs.  This tour must happen.

This could be her.  Sources say K-Fed was drinking Patron with volleyball player Victoria Prince for hours last night at Tao Las Vegas.  Talking and drinking.  In other words, it’s serious.

Prince attends the University of Hawaii and she’s some big-time volleyball celeb there.  She’s 26 so I don’t know if she’s on the eight year program or what.  From the looks of it, she’s perfect for the single and unemployed father of four.

Hearing about this possible match got me to thinking about K-Fed.  Translation:  I’m in a bad place in my mind and it needs to stop snowing.  Forty-eight more hours of this shit could result in me buying Beyonce MP3s.  It’s that bad.  So, I was thinking of Kev and made the mistake of watching his old Popozao clip on YouTube.  Now I can’t stop with the hand motions…cannot stop.  The things I tolerate for this gig.  Anyway, if they had kids, can you imagine the IQ?  I’ll take 50-75 points.

In conclusion, Brit is going to go on a Velveeta grits bender when she hears the news.  Brit, don’t be sad.  When you feel blue, watch the Popozao video and remember that “popozao” translates to “big ass” in Portuguese.  That’s not a coincidence.

Evil Beet has just received EXCLUSIVE confirmation that Kevin Federline sat down with People magazine to do an interview about HIS side of the story.

And he’ll be featured on the cover of their upcoming issue!

We haven’t heard much from Kevin since he and Britney divorced, but he’s been busy behind the scenes, battling for custody of his kids and being their primary caregiver as Britney focused on getting healthy and creating a comeback.

So now — as Britney releases her big comeback album! — Kevin’s finally ready to shed some light on what things have been like for him and the boys these past couple of years.

I CAN’T WAIT to hear what Kevin has to say about the boys and what his life has been like recently. Kevin has done a pretty fantastic job of transforming his public image from the perceived jackass in the relationship to the superhero who we later learned was trying to save and stabilize Britney’s otherwise insane life.

As we all recall, in the exciting days after Britney Spears settled down with Kevin Federline, the most-asked question from the lips of America’s women was “Does he have a brother?”

No, I’m totally kidding. The most-asked question was probably “Does he have chlamidia?”

Certainly, the last thing we all expected was to eventually be relieved when this man took sole custody of the couple’s two children. The universe is an unpredictable little mass, my friends.

Anyway. Kevin Federline does have a brother. His name is Chris, and it appears he carries with him a Trump National Golf Club score book and an undeserved sense of entitlement. Kevin took him along to the Ryan Sheckler X Games Celebrity Skins Classic in Palos Verdes on Tuesday.

Britney Spears was ordered to pay $375K to cover K-Fed’s legal fees in their child custody case. K-Fed’s attorney had originally asked for nearly $500K.

Spears’ attorney was all like “Kevin can pay his own legal bills” and then the judge was all like, “Fuck that, Britney Spears’ special brand of Britney Spears Bullshit is the reason this case dragged on for fucking ever” and then Brit was ordered to pay, as my sister would say, a “shit-ton of cash” to Kevin.

Whatever. This is chump change to Brit-Brit. She’s probably like “Oh, that’s just a week’s worth of Starbucks, just give him the money.”