Sean Preston and Jayden James, the sons of Britney Spears and Kevin Federline, hit up a pumpkin patch in LA yesterday with their dad. The boys looked so happy, healthy and normal that it was almost shocking. As babies, the boys were often seen drooped over their mother’s shoulder, in tears or looking sad. In these photos the boys couldn’t look more thrilled to share a day of fun with their dad and nanny. While Britney’s parenting has seen a major turn around since she lost custody, there’s no question that these boys are happy when they spend time with their papa. [photos via ONTD]

We’re going to start seeing a lot less of Kevin Federline, but not in the way we hoped.  He hasn’t decided to move out of Hollywood and buy a Sonic franchise in North Carolina and he isn’t moving to Japan to pursue his “singing career”.

Kev has signed on to participate in Celebrity Fat Fit Club on VH1.  I don’t know what’s up with this dude — the first three letters of his last name might lend a clue — but look at the difference in just two years!  I’ve got the before and after pics in the gallery.

Kevin Feedbag will be joining Nicole Eggert, Bobby Brown and his other ex, Shar Jackson.

Kevin Federline and his girlfriend, Victoria Prince, play a round of golf in Los Angeles on Wednesday.

He’s a back-up dancer! He’s a rapper! He’s an actor! No, no, none of those worked out, so K-Fed’s falling back on every famewhore’s favorite fall-back plan: He’s doing a reality TV show. His second reality TV show, the first of course being the perma-stoned Chaos with Britney Spears.

Kevin’s currently filming the VH1 show in Vegas with his entourage — including girlfriend Victoria Prince — and thus far he’s not making a lot of new friends with the locals.

Last night, he hit up Wasted Space at the Hard Rock Hotel, where he was comped two bottles of Grey Goose, proceeded to get completely wasted, and then left without leaving a tip. CLASSY! In fairness, it probably wasn’t an intentional slight: Based on reports from the club, he was likely too drunk to even consider tipping. The stay-at-home-dad/party-boy lifestyle isn’t doing Kevin any favors. Everyone who’s seen him in Vegas seems to comment on how much weight he’s put on. Better be careful, Kevin, or the next VH1 show you’re gonna do is Celebrity Fit Club. (Is that mess even still on?)

I told you the other day that K-Fed was in talks to star in a reality show.  And since being paid to take care of your own kids isn’t necessarily riveting television, the producers needed another angle.  Boy, do they have one — weight loss!  

Federline has to have gained close to 100 lbs. since his days with Brit.  Come to think of it, I haven’t seen him with his two older kids — the ones he had with Shar Jackson — lately.  You don’t think he ate them, do you?  I think it’s entirely possible that this fame whore has purposely packed on the pounds so he could land a weight-loss reality show.  After all, he married someone to raise his own profile.  What’s a few Ring Dings?

Too bad the name The Biggest Loser is already taken.

Things are getting back to normal for Britney Spears.  Dad Jamie has asked the courts to review the conservatorship when her tour ends in November.  I suspect that “Daddy is in control” was one of the major clauses that concert promoters insisted upon when scheduling the “Circus”  tour.   Though Spears Sr. cannot actually request for the conservatorship to be dissolved, it looks like he’s hoping that it will be so that Britney can get back to the business of being a normal, decision-making 27-year-old. 

Now that things are settling down with Brit, Kevin Federline is in talks, maybe with VH1, to star in a reality show with his girlfriend Victoria Prince (perhaps Sean Preston and Jayden James as well).  Back in 2008, K-Fed had been approached about a reality show but scrapped the plans because of the struggles that Britney was experiencing.  Kevin’s girlfriend takes online college classes and basically gave up her whole life to move in with K — hard to believe, isn’t it?  According to reports, the relationship between the gal who once had promise and the dude who never showed promise will be a main focus of the show.

BritneySpears.com posted a photo of Britney’s setlist for her “Circus” tour, which starts in New Orleans this week.

I’m really excited to see the “Bollywood” version of “Me Against the Music”!

I love this setlist, and I love that it ends with “Baby One More Time.” I have tickets to see her in Seattle, and I just couldn’t be more excited.

Meanwhile, it looks like Britney will have her boys on tour with her, as Kevin Federline — their primary custodian — has agreed to go on tour with Britney. Way to go, Kevin! It’s awesome that you’re going to let the boys be with their mother, but what about your other kids with Shar Jackson? I hope you’re going to be flying back regularly to be a father to them, too.