Evil Beet Gossip » Keri Russell

All Dried Off!

Evil Beet — Fri, 19 Dec 2008 13:02:18 +0000

How sweet of Keri Russell to get out of the bathtub and show up at the LA premiere of the new Adam Sandler flick Bedtime Stories.

Keri Russell in Details Magazine

Evil Beet — Fri, 05 Dec 2008 03:47:33 +0000

Not bad, but I liked it better when it was called Fiona Apple.

Does this mean Keri will get really, really wasted at the VMAs next year and go up on stage and be all like “This world is bullshit. And you shouldn’t model your life â€” wait a second â€” you shouldn’t model your life about what you think that we think is cool and what we’re wearing and what we’re saying and everything. Go with yourself. Go with yourself” and then stumble off?*

No?

Then I don’t care.

Oh, and the pic where she’s wearing the big black hat?

Total nipple peekage.

* How the fuck is that clip not on YouTube? Life is totes unfair.

Update: Evil Beet readers rock!!! Thanks Natalie for sending this! The fun starts around the 2 minute mark.

Play Date!!!!!!

Evil Beet — Fri, 21 Dec 2007 18:39:10 +0000

Keri Russell and son River spend some quality time with Jen Garner and Violet Affleck on the UWS on NYC.

Look, maybe I just think all babies are cute.

But these are some cute-ass babies.

Image via Splash

Helping!

Evil Beet — Fri, 02 Nov 2007 16:24:30 +0000

Keri Russell and Reese Witherspoon lend their support to a fundraiser for the Children’s Defense Fund.

Other celeb attendees included Lisa Kudrow, Jennifer Morrison, Jane Kazcmarek, Elisabeth Shue and Bradley Whitford.

Keri Russell Either Has a Fortunate Baby or an Unfortunate Purse

Evil Beet — Fri, 22 Jun 2007 19:11:43 +0000

I think it’s probably the former.

That kid must be so comfortable. 11-day-old River Russell Deary goes everywhere with Mom in NYC. I kind of wish they made those things in an adult size, so when my mom’s in town she could carry me around like that. Or my friends and I could just take turns carrying each other around. Like instead of having designated drivers we could have designated carriers. It would be like, “Look, Tiffany, I walked last weekend. This weekend you walk and I get to ride in the pouch. No, I don’t care if your boyfriend said he’d put you in his pouch this weekend. You have an obligation to put me in your pouch tonight. Is that clear?”

Everyone Else’s Romantic Valentine’s Day

Evil Beet — Thu, 15 Feb 2007 21:27:00 +0000

Here I thought we were done with Valentine’s Day, but, alas, I still have to write about all the romantic crap that happened to people who aren’t me last night. So okay.

Keri Russell decided the only thing better than getting knocked up would be to actually marry the kid’s father before the kid’s born. Well, either she decided that or her father did. So Felicity and longtime man Shane Deary tied the knot at a small ceremony in NYC last night. They’re expecting the baby this summer.

Meanwhile, word has circulated all this morning that 22-year-old Ugly Betty star America Ferrera got engaged to her no-name boyfriend last night (or last month, depending on which rumor you believe). Her rep says it’s not true. I wouldn’t have been at all surprised that he proposed to America, who is rapidly rocketing light-years away from his league, but I would have been really shocked if she’d said yes. Although it’s nice to see that amidst all the fame and attention she’s getting lately, she’s sticking with the man she met in film school. And I haven’t seen a picture of her holding hands with Paris Hilton yet. I have high hopes for this girl.