Kendra Wilkinson is telling anybody who’ll listen about what an old-fashioned girl she is. Once she ties the knot June she’s taking  on her new hubby’s last name and immediately dropping into prime babymaking position. She and fiance Hank Baskett already have the names picked out.

She claims it’ll be ’Kaleigh’ for a girl and ‘Hank Baskett IV’ for a boy but we all know she’s going to try so slip in some shit like ‘Lycra’ or ‘DEEZ NUTZ’ and hope nobody notices.

Oh, at last, at last!

We can be done with the boring Hugh Hefner and the sycophantic Holly and the rapidly aging Bridget and just FOCUS ON KENDRA AND HOW STUPID SHE IS.

FINALLY.

It’s confirmed that E! will be giving Kendra Wilkinson her own reality show. The show will focus on Kendra fending for herself in this world (doing laundry! paying bills! BREASTS!) and planning her ill-fated marriage to Hank Baskett.

I hope she brings her grill!

Access Hollywood reports that Kendra Wilkinson – she of ‘Girls Next Door’ and Hef bashing/backtracking fame – is filming her own reality show. No word yet on which network will be airing the program, but I’m sure E! is all over that shit. They love giving shows to vaguely annoying people with oversized balloon like body parts. The show will follow Kendra’s moves in the industry post -”Girls”, and will most likely show her preparing for her upcoming wedding. Kendra is engaged to the Eagles’ Hank Baskett. 

Who do they think is actually going to be watching this?

I’m never surprised anymore when celebs do this.  They spill it all in an interview, only to retract everything once the cocaine wears off.  Just days after the Us Weekly article was released in which Kendra Wilkinson told all about life with Hef, she’s backpedaling.

In a new interview Kendra says, “I’m more upset at myself with what I said.  I’m really bad at interviews, and anyone who knows me knew I meant no harm…I’m a goofball. Mostly, I’m very sorry to have hurt Hef…Playboy made me who I am, and Hef has done more for me than anyone else.  In my heart, I will always love Hef and Playboy.”

She even went to the mansion to personally apologize.  “Hef was hurt, but he understands.  He knows me and knows what came out of the article was not me at all.” 

Translation:  Hef caught wind of the Us Weekly article and was so pissed off that he started shitting Centrum Silvers and Polidents.

Oooh, Hef is gonna be PISSED.

I can’t believe he didn’t make her sign some contract forbidding her from talking to the press about this shit.

Kendra Wilkinson has opened up to Us Weekly about her relationship with Hugh Hefner … and how she cheated!!

“I had to have sex every now and then, so I had to kind of sneak it,” she said, noting that Bridget and Kendra stayed faithful to Hef. “I was like ‘How the hell can you do that?’ I had to have [sex] so I could feel my age, like a healthy human being.”

She also says she didn’t spend a lot of time with Hef. “Besides the nights we went out, I only saw Hef, like, once a day walking through the halls to his office — there were never solo dates … The most we kind of say to each other is, ‘I love you,’ ‘Love you too,’ ‘I hope you have a good day,’ ‘Did you have a good day?’”

Kendra also bitched about Hef’s notoriously controlling ways, saying it was “way more strict than my life has ever been” and that it drove her “insane” that staff members would keep track of the girlfriends whenever they left the Mansion. In fact, staff would note the times they left and returned to the mansion in a book, and Hef would review it each morning. And they weren’t allowed to spend the holidays away from the Mansion. And the paycheck? An allowance of $1,000 a week. I kind of have trouble believing that. Shit, their hair extensions alone had to be like $3K a month in maintenance. And the wardrobes?! Those girls were definitely spending more than a grand a month.

Kendra said, “I hate putting my hand out, but we couldn’t have jobs other than getting appearance fees. Hef was kind of like my best friend, but a sugar daddy at the same time … Hef made me feel beautiful. Now I’m totally against [Hefner's] way of life, with three girlfriends and all of that.”

Wow, I love that she’s talking so openly about this. Hopefully in the coming months there will be WAY more dirt from her about what life was like inside the mansion. Someone better hire a good ghostwriter and get this chick to do a book. I would buy it in a heartbeat!!!

Ya know, just today I was thinking to myself, “I wonder if Kendra Wilkinson’s still planning on moving forward with that silly marriage idea,” because, yeah, motherfucker, that’s the kind of shit I think about, and then tonight I got my answer. She is. Kendra’s set to be married June 27, 2009 at the Playboy Mansion.

“He’s going to come out here,” she told Robin Leach at the Las Vegas launch of The Girls Next Door book. “We can’t have a wedding anywhere else because my grandma can’t fly. So I’m waiting for him to come out here and help me plan. I’m ready to just get married.”

As for whether Hugh Hefner will still walk her down the aisle as originally planned, it sounds like Kendra’s on the fence. “I think so, but I don’t know,” she said.

Um … who wants to bet that this wedding never happens?

In fact, for Kendra’s sake, who wants to pray that this wedding never happens? Because it can’t possibly end in anything but a messy, messy divorce.

This is kind of ridiculous.

First, we hear news that Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt will be appearing on HIMYM — they later confirmed that they would be appearing in a dream sequence as themselves. Then, it turns out that Kim Kardashian will be doing a guest spot, too. And now? The newly engaged Kendra Wilkinson is filming for the show today.

Are they really that hard-up for ratings?

And is anyone actually going to watch the show to see all these guest spots? They’ll all be on YouTube anyway.