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Quotables

Monday, September 22nd, 2008

“The reality is the girls and I are all together … Holly shares my bed on a nightly basis … Are there going to be changes in the relationships? I’m sure there are going to be. I think that in the future, the girls are going to, in time, be dating others and moving out of the mansion, and when that happens we will not be keeping it a secret.”

Hugh Hefner, on the recent rumors of Holly and Kendra dating other men.

You know what?

I believe the old man. And I haven’t run these cheating rumors on this site because I firmly believe they are bullshit.

None of these girls are dumb enough to be fooling around behind Hugh Hefner’s back. And he’s not going to allow it to look like that. If they were broken up, and the girls were seeing other people, Hef would have made an announcement about the break-up rather than allow people to speculate about his girlfriends cheating on him. I think all these rumors are total bullshit.

Quotables

Wednesday, August 13th, 2008

“I don’t feel comfortable talking about this … because it is a complicated issue for the brand.”

The EVP of Olive Garden, when asked by the Wall Street Journal to comment on how Playmate Kendra Wilkinson has sort of made herself their unofficial spokeswoman.

I love love LOVE that the WSJ has an entire article about Kendra and the Olive Garden. They refer to her as a “rogue brand ambassador: a celebrity who is genuinely, publicly devoted to a product or service, even if he or she doesn’t quite embody the values that the brand’s managers may be trying to convey.” Ha ha ha! I love it so much.

Look! We’re Friends!

Thursday, July 17th, 2008

Despite the recent rumors of fighting within the Playboy Mansion, Kendra Wilkinson and Bridget Marquardt looked chummy as ever at the ESPY Awards in Los Angeles.

What do you guys think?

Are they really as friendly as they pretend to be?

GIRLS OF OLIVE GARDEN!!!

Monday, April 21st, 2008

Kendra Wilkinson Playboy Olive Garden, Pictures, Photos

OMG!!!!

This is the coolest thing ever! And also kind of the weirdest thing ever.

Playboy has launched a nationwide search for the hottest women who work for my FAVORITE restaurant!!!! They’re going to do a “Girls of Olive Garden” pictorial!!!

Hugh Hefner and Kendra Wilkinson will handpick the winners.

Reps from Olive Garden say they have no involvement in this — they won’t encourage their servers to get naked, but they won’t fire them for it, either.

Man, at first I was like, “Olive Garden? Why Olive Garden?” And then I remembered that Kendra, just like me, truly appreciates the finer things in life, and Olive Garden is her favorite restaurant, too. Something tells me this was all Kendra’s idea. You’re such a rock star, Kendra!!!

When these pictures come out, I assure you they will be on this website, lawyers or not. I have never been so excited for a Playboy spread in my life!!!

To apply to be a part of the spread, click here.

Boobies!

Monday, February 4th, 2008

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Kendra Wilkinson demonstrates some of her finer qualities at the Taste Lounge in Scottsdale, AZ.

It’s funny — this girl is never photographed with Hef these days. Holly and Bridget stick by his side, but Kendra’s always off doing her own thing. I think it’s just a matter of time before she goes her own way for good.

I’m an Important Businesswoman Now

Friday, November 16th, 2007

Kendra Wilkinson with Darker Hair, Pictures, Photos

Kendra Wilkinson shows off a much darker, more natural hair color at a Playboy book signing in LA.

I think she looks great!!!

Holly and Bridget are still rocking the platinum.

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Kendra Wilkinson for Stash Collection

Monday, October 15th, 2007

Kendra Wilkinson For Stash Collections in Scottsdale

Kendra showed up at the much-anticipated opening of Stash Collection at Scottsdale Fashion Square. I’m especially excited about this because Scottsdale’s totally my old barrio. Ah, I remember the good old days of romping around Fashion Square wearing the clothes we hid in our backpacks because our parents wouldn’t let us leave the house in them, hassling the girls in the Catholic school uniforms, napping in the mattress store and occasionally shoplifting small pieces of jewelry. Man, we were so cool.

I’m pretty sure Kendra’s on a different sort of girlfriend contract than Bridget and Holly. She’s always out hosting events like this, and Bridget and Holly never get to leave LA without Hef. And, if they do, they can only be gone for less than 24 hours. I really think she threatened to leave awhile back, but they need her, because she’s half the reason Girls Next Door is so good, so she got some more flexibility in her contract. I think beneath that ditzy exterior is a very shrewd little businesswoman.

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Look! It’s the Fake Breasty ESPY Awards!

Wednesday, July 11th, 2007

Carmen Electra and Kendra Wilkinson at the ESPY Awards Red Carpet, Pictures and Photos

The ESPY awards were held today at the Kodak Theater. I don’t know who won. I don’t know who was nominated. I don’t even know what types of awards are given, but I certainly hope Kendra Wilkinson’s breasts warranted at least an honorable mention. Is there an award for Most Basketball-Like Body Feature?

Danica Patrick was there, and it’s cool to get to run pictures of her, because, if you hadn’t noticed, I don’t know shit about sports, and I know less about racecar driving, but I do know that Danica Patrick has taken a man’s world by storm while still managing to look fabulous, and that’s always award-worthy in my book.

Jamie-Lynn Sigler dropped by, and I have no idea why. I’d guess she was fucking a football player or something, but I’m pretty sure she’s still with Scott Sartiano, so I don’t know why she needed to show up at this. I certainly hope it wasn’t to show off that dress, because that would have been an enormous error in judgment. Unless she can tell me whether Tony Soprano got shot in that diner, she’s of no use to me anymore.

And Maria Sharapova, because I know a lot of you like to masturbate to her.

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