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Kelly Osbourne Makes Foolish Financial Decision
Sunday, November 16th, 2008Ah…young love. Kelly Osbourne has found a mate for lifein Luke Worrall. The couple began dating six months ago and Luke has announced their engagement…wait for it…on his Facebook status. Sure, she had been spotted around town wearing a big rock but when you bring it to Facebook it’s official. His FB pageidentifies him as “the Agyness Deyn of male models.” Oh Kelly…
But wait…there’s more. He’s 18 and she’s 24. Kelly Osbourne is only 24. Is that even possible? Doesn’t it seem like she should be 47 or something? I’m all for young love but why do they have to get married? Can’t they just share a flat and fornicate as nature intended? It’s so much cheaper when it goes off into the ditch. And in this economy, we must be prudent. Kelly Osbourne marrying an 18 year-old male model does not make sound financial sense.
Lucky Dog!
Tuesday, September 9th, 2008Mark Ronson’s girlfriend, model Daisy Lowe, brought a dog to sit front row with her at the Matthew Williamson show at New York Fashion Week.
Oh, and she brought an adorable little Havanese puppy, too.
Ba-dum-bum-ching!
I had to, you guys. I had no choice in the matter. You don’t get set up like that every day, ya know. In fact, I can’t believe that Kelly Osbourne didn’t see it coming. If I were her, I would have been like, “Look, Daisy, you can bring that dog in here if you want, but I’m not being photographed anywhere near you. I’m not just going to hand those fuckers the punchlines.” Gotta think a step ahead of us, Kelly!
Seriously, though, this is totally something I’d do with Leo, and I loooooove Daisy for it.
Still Going Strong!
Thursday, September 4th, 2008Caption This
Tuesday, August 26th, 2008Is This Kelly Osbourne’s New Man?
Saturday, June 28th, 2008This is the third event I’ve seen these two canoodling at, so I’m gonna go ahead and assume there’s something going on there.
This is Luke Worrall, who’s apparently an up-and-coming model on the London scene, and possibly also up-and-coming on the Kelly Osbourne scene. And by “scene” I of course mean “vagina.”
You Can Do Whatever You Want to Your Hair, Kelly, But As Long As We Can See Your Face, It’s Not Going to Work
Thursday, November 15th, 2007Kim Kardashian’s Reality Show Boots Kelly Osboune and Kim Stewart’s
Wednesday, August 8th, 2007I think I smell another C-list feud.
Kelly Osbourne and Kim Stewart were set to do a reality show together on E! next season. It was supposed to be a Simple Life replacement, except with less famous and less interesting people. Unsurprisingly, “the network just wasn’t into Kelly and Kimberly’s show.” Instead, it looks like they’ll be the mystery network airing the Kim Kardashian reality show I mentioned last week, which co-stars her gazillion brothers and sisters, including Brody Jenner, who has to win some sort of award for reality shows based loosely around his life (Princes of Malibu, The Hills and now this … even Lauren Conrad can’t top that). Poor Kim Stewart’s tried forever to get on reality TV … she was trying to be the Nicole Richie replacement on The Simple Life during the Paris/Nicole feud, but the network was like, “Um, it turns out that you’re not very interesting when you’re not toppling off motorcycles on red carpets, so no.” I guess she’s just not destined for reality TV stardom.








