Considering that a lot of non-famous people probably dressed up like them last night, it’s interesting to see what celebs chose to be for Halloween. I love that Gwen Stefani wasn’t afraid to don a head to toe Jessie (from Toy Story 2) costume to take her kids out trick-or-treating. Gavin gets negative points for taking himself too seriously and not wearing a costume.

Red Hot Chili Peppers frontman Anthony Kiedis and his son both dressed as Eddie Munster while Christina Aguilera and son Max went out as a pair of skeletons. James Gandolfini and designer Christian Siriano both looked unintentionally creepy– one because he was wearing a Homer Simpson mask with the eyes cut out, the other because… well… you’ll see.

I hope you’re all getting into some debauchery tonight. Like I said earlier, it’s the one night of the year when you can dress like a slut, a freak, or a creep, and people won’t think you’re insane or hold you accountable. It’s just like living in Hollywood.

Celebs are taking advantage of the same opportunity. Katie Couric was spotted sporting this year’s ubiquitous Kate Gosselin costume while the hosts of the Today Show went the Luke & Leia route. Fashion designer Michael Kors dressed in a detailed hippie costume while designer Valentino (above) dressed up as an Oompah Loompah. Oh wait… that’s not a costume.

Would someone please tell me what the hell Martha Stewart and Mickey Rourke are supposed to be? I tried to figure out their costumes, but the best I could come up with was “tree trunk” and “Mickey Rourke.”

“My dad got a nose job so he could get drugs. I used my dad’s fucking tricks. I found a plastic surgeon and had collagen in my lips so he could give me painkillers. I looked fucking ridiculous.”

– Kelly Osbourne explaining how she learned more than just how to drop an F-bomb from dad Ozzy.

“People had been asking me to do an autobiography for years, since I was sixteen. But then I’d watch Nicole Richie and Paris Hilton do them, and it just seemed very, ‘Look how rich I am, look at my designer clothes, I don’t have to wait in line to get into a club and here’s twenty pictures of famous people I know,’ which I hated the idea of. I knew I couldn’t give advice to other girls unless I talked honestly about what I’ve done. So in this book, I talk about all the important things that have happened in my life.”

- Kelly Osbourne in Paper Magazine on why waiting to do an autobiography was the genuine thing to do.

In her books she discusses everything from her love life to her complicated family life, which highlights being the daughter of an alcoholic and her mother’s battle with colon cancer. I have a feeling that is Kelly’s no holds barred style translates to paper that this is going to be a very juicy read.

There’s a lot of reasons to turn your nose up at the middle Osbourne sibling, but I’ve always been pulling for her. Despite her bratty teenage behavior, which mostly can be attributed to her drug use and the position of power she reached at a young age, there’s something very honest and charming about Kelly that’s always made me like her.

[Image and quote via ONTD]

I’m thinking something along the lines of, “Time to get back to rehab.”  Kelly Osbourne and her fiance, Luke Worrall frightening innocent bystanders walking down the street in Miami.

You know, I reported about Kelly’s engagement a few months ago.  I may have mentioned her impending divorce before the ring was even back from being sized at the jewelers.  I’m ashamed.  But the good news?  Kelly has no intention of actually tying the knot for another five years.  That’s a good thing since you really aren’t supposed to make major life decisions straight out of a treatment facility.  According to her, “I think the last thing I should be doing right now is planning a wedding.  I’d become one of those cracked-out housewives with a vacuum cleaner, hopped up on Dexedrine.”

Like there’s anything wrong with that.

I haven’t gotten around to watching the new Osbournes variety show yet (not that I was ever planning to), but the early reviews are god-awful.

Says Entertainment Weekly:

On The Osbournes: Reloaded, Ozzy, Sharon, Kelly, and Jack were just pathetic. No wonder Fox kept chopping this proposed hour-long “variety show” into an ever-smaller size before airing it. The network is supposed to air five more Reloadeds. Don’t hold your breath. Or maybe, do hold your breath: The stink of this show will last a long time.

Thus far, Fox affiliates in Panama City, Milwaukee, Cincinatti, Knoxville, Kansas City and Utah have elected to either not carry the show or air it after midnight rather than in its suggested post-Idol time slot.

And from the reviews, it sounds like these affiliates aren’t being prudish, the show is just REALLY awful and offensive. But not in a creative and envelope-pushing way, just plain old gross for the sake of being gross.

Fox was originally going to air five more episodes of the show in the fall, but somehow I doubt that’s going to happen at this point. Heads are gonna roll for this at Fox.

So is it over now? Is the Osbournes thing finally over now? Has our national love affair with these people at last signed the divorce papers? Can we, America, please be the strong ones in this relationship, and end it once and for all, so that the Osbournes can heal and move on?

Anybody watching Flight of the Conchords? No? Alright.

Aaaaanyway, Lady GaGa performed last night. She seems more covered up than usual. I think that’s due to the addition of the fishnet pantyhose that she’s pretending are pants. Those sunglasses/S.W.A.T style facial shields are stupendous. Her costumes are almost enough to make me see the show, but if I see average flabby on the street wearing any of this ish I’ll track her down and make her take responsibility. America is not ready for Latex-wear run amuck in the general population. Trust me.

In attendance was recently rehabbed Kelly Osbourne. She was snapped with a “guest” whom does not really appear to be the sort of person one should associate with after completing a rehab program, but who knows.