Kelly Osbourne interacts with an unnamed individual outside of an LA Rite Aid.

Ah…young love.  Kelly Osbourne has found a mate for lifein Luke Worrall.  The couple began dating six months ago and Luke has announced their engagement…wait for it…on his Facebook status.  Sure, she had been spotted around town wearing a big rock but when you bring it to Facebook it’s official.  His FB pageidentifies him as “the Agyness Deyn of male models.”  Oh Kelly…

But wait…there’s more.  He’s 18 and she’s 24.  Kelly Osbourne is only 24.  Is that even possible?  Doesn’t it seem like she should be 47 or something?  I’m all for young love but why do they have to get married?  Can’t they just share a flat and fornicate as nature intended?  It’s so much cheaper when it goes off into the ditch.  And in this economy, we must be prudent.  Kelly Osbourne marrying an 18 year-old male model does not make sound financial sense.

Mark Ronson’s girlfriend, model Daisy Lowe, brought a dog to sit front row with her at the Matthew Williamson show at New York Fashion Week.

Oh, and she brought an adorable little Havanese puppy, too.

Ba-dum-bum-ching!

I had to, you guys. I had no choice in the matter. You don’t get set up like that every day, ya know. In fact, I can’t believe that Kelly Osbourne didn’t see it coming. If I were her, I would have been like, “Look, Daisy, you can bring that dog in here if you want, but I’m not being photographed anywhere near you. I’m not just going to hand those fuckers the punchlines.” Gotta think a step ahead of us, Kelly!

Seriously, though, this is totally something I’d do with Leo, and I loooooove Daisy for it.

Kelly Osbourne walks around Manhattan with her boyfriend, model Luke Worrell.

Hey, Luke, is that a cell phone in your pocket or … oh, yeah, that’s definitely just a cell phone in your pocket. I’m just jealous because I wish I looked that good in tight jeans.

Kelly Osbourne leaving her London home.

This is the third event I’ve seen these two canoodling at, so I’m gonna go ahead and assume there’s something going on there.

This is Luke Worrall, who’s apparently an up-and-coming model on the London scene, and possibly also up-and-coming on the Kelly Osbourne scene. And by “scene” I of course mean “vagina.”

Sigh.

Say something nice, Beet.

Well, I agree with her that AIDS is bad.

I hope her hair gets AIDS.

I think I smell another C-list feud.

Kelly Osbourne and Kim Stewart were set to do a reality show together on E! next season. It was supposed to be a Simple Life replacement, except with less famous and less interesting people. Unsurprisingly, “the network just wasn’t into Kelly and Kimberly’s show.” Instead, it looks like they’ll be the mystery network airing the Kim Kardashian reality show I mentioned last week, which co-stars her gazillion brothers and sisters, including Brody Jenner, who has to win some sort of award for reality shows based loosely around his life (Princes of Malibu, The Hills and now this … even Lauren Conrad can’t top that). Poor Kim Stewart’s tried forever to get on reality TV … she was trying to be the Nicole Richie replacement on The Simple Life during the Paris/Nicole feud, but the network was like, “Um, it turns out that you’re not very interesting when you’re not toppling off motorcycles on red carpets, so no.” I guess she’s just not destined for reality TV stardom.