Katy Perry posted this picture to her Twitter account earlier this week, with the caption “I have no self control.”

She didn’t try to explain it, so neither will I.

It’s time again for another edition of Famous People and Their Hideous Expensive Clothing. Saturday night, a few music stars who are popular in Japan walked the red carpet at the Saitama Super Arena for the 2009 Japan MTV Video Music Awards. Fergie glared at everyone from deep inside a swirly spiral of velvety blue ribbons of fabric while her BEP bandmate Will.i.am wore what looked like a Confederate soldier’s uniform and saluted photogs.

Pop punk group Green Day seemed to take the red carpet walk very seriously, facing backwards half the time and  pretending to piss on the wall at one point.

Ciara (remember her?) was also in attendance, having just escaped from a 1980’s James Bond movie.

However, the real fashion star of the event was Katy Perry. In addition to the pelvic peacock number I wrote about earlier, Perry performed her song Hot N Cold while wearing a corset covered in sushi and sequins. It may have been her idea of paying homage to the country, but it’s the equivalent of a Japanese star coming here and performing in a dress covered in french fries and hamburgers.

Enjoy the gallery, but don’t stare too long at Fergie’s knees unless you’re wearing adequate eye protection.

Or maybe it’s an irradiated peacock. I’m not sure. Its brilliance is so blinding I have to avert my eyes.

Perry’s Pontifical Pelvis Peacock appeared on the red carpet Saturday night at the 2009 Japan MTV Video Music Awards.

Edit: This just in– the back of the dress! Holy tail feathers Batman, there’s a bird on her butt too!

In January, when Katy Perry and her boyfriend Travis McCoy broke up, she announced that she was going to be celibate for a year.  Don’t we all say that when relationships go horribly wrong?  Well I don’t — I like to get my rebounds underway as soon as possible, but whatever — most people swear off sex when they are jaded.  Perry and McCoy reunited and though she now claims that she’d rather die than be celibate for a whole year, she won’t be having any random encounters.

According to Perry, anonymous sex is icky.  She told WENN, “Getting your flirt on is the best thing in the world, but when it comes to sharing bodily fluids with a person I don’t know – no thank you.  For me, it’s not a past time, going out and meeting people and trying to hook up with people. That actually makes me feel disgusting. From a really early age, I was really sensitive to that.”  Of course, since Katy Perry is 24, I’d love to know at exactly what “really early age” she became so sensitive to one-night stands.

Ooooh, I am SO EXCITED that she finally made a video for this song.

I didn’t even know that I already knew who Katy Perry was until I heard this song on her album last year. I’d first heard it years ago, on Pandora (probably on my Lindsay Lohan station, hee hee), and I’d fallen in love with it. I made it my MySpace song (back when I used MySpace) and I’d get all sorts of people emailing me like, “Where did you hear that song? It’s so amazing!!!”

I don’t know why it took Katy so long to do a vid for it, but I’m glad she did!!!

Happy Easter! What are you doing here, reading this? Shouldn’t you be off, avoiding that creepy spawn of evil, the Easter Bunny, and stuffing yourself with handfuls of jelly beans and technicolor Peeps?

Speaking of technicolor Peeps, here’s a picture of Katy Perry’s latest outfit!

In all seriousness, people like to talk a lot of shit about Katy Perry. Admittedly, she wears some strange outfits. But she’s spunky, and capable of looking rather hot, and I can’t help liking her.

Perry was the guest of honor at Friday night’s ‘The Beautiful People’ party, hosted by Paper Magazine at the Hiro Ballroom in New York. There were most definitely some beautiful people in attendance. The fashion however, well, that’s debatable. As usual, Perry was wearing something that can be described as both hideous and fun, while  Semi Precious Weapons frontman and MTV Made coach Justin Tranter’s fashion choices left you wondering whether or not he is an actual person, or just an amalgamated personification of urban legends and seedy back alley prostitute gossip.

And then there’s Lady Sovereign…

Have a look in the gallery. Yay! Fashion is fun!

Katy Perry was seen yesterday in New York City.  She looks really surprised that the paparazzi were so interested in photographing her yellow teeth.  In turn, the paps were shocked when they discovered that they weren’t actually snapping  pics of Mr. Furley.