Evil Beet Gossip » Katie Price

WHERE’S HARVEY?!

Soleil — Sun, 22 Feb 2009 16:30:46 +0000

Katie Price a.k.a. Jordan and Peter Andre hit up the GBK’s Oscar Lounge At SLS Hotel with their children Junior and Princess. Unfortunately, there is a key element missing from this equation.

WHERE IS HARVEY?!

I don’t want to see hide or hair of either of these mofos unless Jordan is dressed like some sort of unicorn rainbow hooker or Harvey’s beaming face is in tow. THEM’S THE RULES!

As for Peter, I don’t actually need to see him ever.

Catching Up on the Pregnancy Rumors

Evil Beet — Thu, 11 Dec 2008 19:21:57 +0000

At this point, everyone in Hollywood is always pregnant all of the time. I’m so tired of writing about people being supposedly pregnant because they put on a couple of pounds. But here’s the latest:

Mariah Carey is supposedly pregnant with Nick Cannon’s kid, because she canceled plans for a tour. Rumor has it that she’d already hired costume designers and dancers, who were devastated to be laid off in this economy.

Abbie Cornish is rumored to be pregnant with Ryan Phillippe’s kiddo, because she’s put on weight and went home.

Katie Price and Peter Andre are reported to be expecting another … just because.

Caption This

Evil Beet — Wed, 03 Sep 2008 17:25:42 +0000

Katie Price launches KP Equestrian, a new line of clothing for horses and their riders.

Caption This

Evil Beet — Thu, 06 Mar 2008 08:36:14 +0000

Katie Price — aka Jordan — launches her new lingerie collection in Britain.

Bunny Andre?

EvilT — Wed, 18 Jul 2007 15:41:48 +0000

Katie Price (aka Jordan) and Peter Andre have finally named their new baby girl….Bunny.

I am all for crazy celebrity names but are you supposed to give a baby a porn star name? Can you imagine “paging Dr. Bunny Andre?” More like “Bunny Andre XXX Hot and Wild.” See my point?

No matter what this crazy couple does however, I just love them dearly. I actually bought an OK Magazine in transit this week for about $12 dollars US. I hate the pound.

Hopefully cute pics of Bunny Andre coming soon. Who can’t wait until Jordan gets her a bright blond baby wig.

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Your Katie and Peter for the Day

EvilT — Sun, 24 Jun 2007 23:08:01 +0000

Katie and Price and Peter Andre have been on my TV all weekend. I am a bit of a fan of their show on E! “Katie and Peter.” Even though they are super tacky I honestly believe that these two are actually a match made in reality TV heaven. To celebrate their love they decided to record a version of “A Whole New World.” This is something that you need to check out. Somehow they are able to put every cliche in music video heaven into this music video.

I have to say though I am a bit in love with these two crazy kids.

Late-Night Links

Evil Beet — Wed, 22 Nov 2006 05:49:00 +0000

Britney Spears and K-Fed briefly reunite to jointly issue one last depressing statement: they did not make a sex tape. [Agent Bedhead]

Somehow — somehow — Wesley Snipes has managed to compare his tax evasion indictment to rape and accuse the federal government of racism in a single well-advised statement sent via email to a columnist for the Orlando Sentinel. [E! Online]

I still haven’t figured out who this Katie “Jordan” Price person is, but she’s selling her implants on eBay. [Hollyscoop]

Will Smith homeschools his kids, because he knows everything. [Junkiness]

Kristin Cavallari has found someone even less famous than Brody Jenner to date, her Revenge of the Nerds “co-star,” Nick Zano. [Superficial Girls]