Enjoy the trailer for Mad Money. It’s like Oceans 11. But without any of the entertainment value.

I mean, I hate to be all anti-feminist here, but it’s really, really hard to make a bank-heist movie with chicks and expect it to sell. This will bomb.

A dazzling Katie Holmes and her — um — lower companion hit the Berlin premiere of Lions for Lambs.

This is the second time this weekend we’ve seen little Suri with her parents in NYC.

Next thing you know, she’s gonna be enrolled at the Lycee Francais. Bottle and all. Oh, sorry. Bouteille et tous.

Tom left the building separately from Katie and Suri. Does he not want to give the photogs the satisfaction of getting family photos?

I just love the look Suri gives the cameras. While little Shiloh Jolie-Pitt seems like she came out of the womb knowing what photographers are and how you pout your lips just so for them, Suri’s still kinda like, “What are these things? And is it possible they have candy?”

Oh, and Katie looks amazing these days. Absolutely stunning.

Tom looks … well … Tom looks like he’s wearing a blue suit with a gray shirt and a brown vest. That’s how Tom looks.

The littlest Cruise (even littler than Tom!) gets a tour of NYC with her folks on Friday night.

You can tell she’s still kind of quizzical about those strange little monsters who keep flashing lights at her. She’ll get used to it.

Okay, so I still refuse to believe she’s the actual child of Tom and Katie, but she sure as hell is cute.

The adorable couple is still tearing up Paris, while Tom films in Berlin.

What happened to Katie’s knee?? That looks like it hurts! She wasn’t sporting that cut in yesterday’s pics, so it must be recent.

Regardless of who her parents may be, little Suri Cruise sure is a sweetheart.

And Katie doesn’t look bad these days, either. I like the short hair and the minimal make-up look.

The mother and daughter are hanging out in Paris while Tom Cruise films the seemingly plagued Valkyrie in Berlin.

I don’t know what to say about these pictures of Katie Holmes arriving (sans Tom) at the NYC premiere of Hairspray to support her Scientology cohort, John Travolta.

The truth is, I don’t have anything mean to say. She looks great. She doesn’t look particularly brainwashed. The hair is precious. The dress is perfect. The make-up is just right. She’s not wearing sunglasses. She’s not dwarfing her husband. She’s not too big and she’s not too small. She has almost — almost – reclaimed the girl-next-door adorableness that sent Dawson into such a tizzy. Way to go, Katie!

How cute are Katie Holmes and Suri? I have to say that the alien baby is really growing up to be a beautiful girl. They are a cute pair with Katie and her new mommy haircut.

Sources keep saying that Katie is knocked up with another alien spawn. I hope, for her sake, that she isn’t so she can get out of the grip of creepy Cruise soon.

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