“I have to say, Katie Holmes has become so much more sophisticated in so many ways, but I think she’s in a dip right now. I can’t explain it. She ascended from this tomboyish waif look to an incredible sexy sophisticate. We realize how much style she’s capable of. I don’t get it.”

Style guru Tim Gunn, on Katie Holmes’ current denim disaster.

You know, I love Tim Gunn, but I just have to say this: for all the style knowledge he has, do you think he could maybe visit the dermatologist every now and then? His skin is always so red and splotchy. These things are treatable. You’d think he’d know that.

Thanks Linda!

Look at this bitch!

She is buff, butch, and pissed.

If I saw her walking down the street like this, I’d cross to the other side.

I bet her arms got those muscles from rolling her jeans every morning.

It’s been a slow metamorphosis, but I’m finally starting to understand what Katie Holmes is going for.

The super-short haircut? The fedora? The ridiculous pants?

You guys, Katie wants to date Lindsay Lohan.

I can’t believe I didn’t see this before.

The jeans are normal today, although a little long.

Still doing the penny loafers thing, too.

No word on what John Lithgow is wearing. Hopefully there’s a large gold chain involved.

Katie Holmes is wearing normal jeans today as she leaves rehearsals for All My Sons.

But Katie still got the last laugh.

You see, she and co-star John Lithgow devised a plan. Katie was like, “Here’s the deal. I’ll wear something completely normal when I leave rehearsals today. However, you’ll leave immediately after me, so the paparazzi get you too, and you’ll be wearing something ridiculous, and that’ll blow their minds.” And John Lithgow thought about it, and then said, “Well, the props department has this one hat left over from Rent,” and Katie was like, “Perfect.”

While Brad and Angelina are charging $8 gazillion for like five photos of their children, Katie Holmes has Suri wandering around New York all day every day posing for anybody with a camera.

Like, I understand the photos of them outside; it’s unreasonable to expect Katie to keep Suri locked up in a tower all day. But what’s with the 8000 photos of Suri inside a clothing store? Can’t they keep the paparazzi out? Why is she letting them get all these photos of her little girl?

She sure is getting damn cute, though.

Tom Cruise puts in some quality time with Suri in New York, while Katie puts in some quality time with her beloved rolled denim.

What’s with Tom Cruise looking sexy again?

Am I the only one who’s noticed this? Anyone else feel the same way?