At the after party for the All My Sons opening night.

Mrs. Tom Cruise made her big Broadway debut on Thursday night, and the performance was, as expected, protested by anti-Scientology groups hoping to help Katie make a run for it.

Hopefully we’ll FINALLY have some reviews on this girl’s stage skills by tomorrow.

I wanna know if she sucks or not!!!

Is there anything more inherently interesting?

Let’s talk about the headband. You know you wanna.

I’d also like to share with you something exciting that I just realized. When you make a typo and spell her last name “Homles” it’s almost like her name is “Katie Homeless.” And homelessness, IMHO, is really one of the only circumstances under which wearing such an absurd hair piece is acceptable. The other one is cancer.

I actually kind of love this look on her. I think she looks fantastic. And check out those legs. Tom must be making her hit the gym every day.

Suri Cruise wishes everybody would just be quiet for a minute, as she attempts to get into the car following an outing with her parents.

Despite early rumors that All My Sons couldn’t sell tickets, it played to 98% full houses during its first full week of preview performances, making it the highest-grossing play on Broadway.

Keep in mind that when we say “play” we mean “non-musical.” Successful musicals usually see much higher numbers than plays.

All My Sons brought in $684,002 last week, while Wicked brought in $1.3M, just for comparison.

Regardless: congrats, Katie!

In Manhattan on Thursday.