Katie Holmes is wearing a god-awful pair of pants, per usual, but this time it’s not her fault.

Photogs snapped these pics of Katie while she was on location in New York filming her new movie, The Extra Man. The flick co-stars John C. Reilly and Kevin Kline, and is scheduled for a 2010 release.

OK! has written an entire article based on this photograph.  Like me, they totally diagnose celebrities as pregnant based solely on pictures.  Ultrasounds are, like, so unnecessary nowadays.  It’s clear Katie Holmes is pregnant based on the fact that Tom Cruise has his hand on her stomach.  I made a similar prediction a couple weeks ago based on Nicole Richie looking jubilant and announcement making-ish.

Actually, the hand on stomach is a Hollywood thing.  When I was pregnant, my husband wasn’t even allowed to make eye contact with me.  Or sleep in bed with me.  Or know where I was living.

As I sign off for the day, a personal yet somewhat related note:  Nine years ago today, my life forever changed.  I experienced the joy of giving birth to my first son.  If you have a soft spot for hyper-intelligent nine-year-olds, I’d love it if you’d post a “Happy Birthday” to him on my blog (Beet was nice enough to link in sidebar).  He already thinks he’s a celebrity after your comments on the Grandpa Sam video.  Seriously, he recently presented me with a rider chock-full of lunch box requirements.

Last night, Katie Holmes had the honor of presenting the SAG Award for Male Actor in a Leading Role to Sean Penn.

SAG Award dresses need to be discussed in detail.  But for the moment, I need someone to set me straight on why beautiful Katie is wearing that shapeless, drab, nun-gone-bad get up that highlights nothing except her deflated water balloons.  Oh, right, because she’s married to Tom Cruise.  That vampire role was the best he was ever cast; he sucks the beauty and life out of everyone he marries.  Don’t believe me?  Pictures in gallery are of women in the early days of dating Tom Cruise and what they look like after their sham marriages ended.  Scientology Tom Cruise kills, people.

Tom Cruise’s Valkyrie wasn’t exactly a smashing success in the U.S., but now he and Katie Holmes are in Europe promoting the hell out of it. On Tuesday, they attended the film’s premiere in London.

I kind of hate Katie’s outfit, and it makes her look like she has a baby bump, even though I don’t think she’s pregnant (although she did just end her run on Broadway, so it would be appropriate timing). But is it just me or do black tights and black open-toed shoes not belong on anyone over the age of 8?

This is Katie Holmes’ new ad for Miu-Miu.

So, Katie can stick her hand into a burning flame and emerge unscathed.

Is this the result of years of Scientology audits or an overpriced fashion line?

Or is there any difference?

It’s totally the battle of the former BFFs!!

Both Victoria Beckham’s ads for Armani and Katie Holmes’ ads for Miu Miu leaked on the Internets today.

Who did a better job???

Despite early rumors that they were having trouble selling tickets, Katie Holmes and All My Sons have turned a profit in a shockingly short amount of time.

The show’s producers officially announced today that the revival of Arthur Miller’s play has entirely made back its $3.25 million investment.

This is very very impressive, especially given the state of the economy, and what’s happening with the rest of Broadway.

“When everything is closing around her,” remarked a star in one of the many Broadway shows expected to shut its doors next month, “this is a spectacular feat—of course, it’s not just her, it’s [co-stars] John Lithgow and Dianne Wiest, but, no one will say that.”

While John and Dianne are well-respected and accomplished actors, I don’t think there’s a doubt in anyone’s mind that Katie’s the reason this show is making big bucks.

Congrats, kiddo!