Ms. Katie Holmes completed the 26.2 mile course in 5 hours, 29 minutes and 58 seconds. It won’t qualify her for Boston, but it’s a full three days faster than I could do it. Unless I tried to use the subway system as a shortcut, in which case just go ahead and add twelve days to my time. I did not fare well on the NYC subways.

Tom and Suri were at the finish line to congratulate her and escort her back to the cage where she’s kept when not appearing healthy and independent for the media.

Mrs. Tom Cruise plans to run the New York marathon on Sunday.

In related news, I plan to walk from the living room to the kitchen, where the chocolate bars are. Possibly more than once.

Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes finally managed to take a full-body shot where she doesn’t tower over him. She’s wearing flats and you’d better believe his shoes have lifts in them.

Jenna Elfman’s husband, Bodhi, wasn’t so lucky.

Is this a Scientology thing? Are they supposed to marry women who make them look short?

Enjoy the trailer for Mad Money. It’s like Oceans 11. But without any of the entertainment value.

I mean, I hate to be all anti-feminist here, but it’s really, really hard to make a bank-heist movie with chicks and expect it to sell. This will bomb.

A dazzling Katie Holmes and her — um — lower companion hit the Berlin premiere of Lions for Lambs.

This is the second time this weekend we’ve seen little Suri with her parents in NYC.

Next thing you know, she’s gonna be enrolled at the Lycee Francais. Bottle and all. Oh, sorry. Bouteille et tous.

Tom left the building separately from Katie and Suri. Does he not want to give the photogs the satisfaction of getting family photos?

I just love the look Suri gives the cameras. While little Shiloh Jolie-Pitt seems like she came out of the womb knowing what photographers are and how you pout your lips just so for them, Suri’s still kinda like, “What are these things? And is it possible they have candy?”

Oh, and Katie looks amazing these days. Absolutely stunning.

Tom looks … well … Tom looks like he’s wearing a blue suit with a gray shirt and a brown vest. That’s how Tom looks.

The littlest Cruise (even littler than Tom!) gets a tour of NYC with her folks on Friday night.

You can tell she’s still kind of quizzical about those strange little monsters who keep flashing lights at her. She’ll get used to it.

Okay, so I still refuse to believe she’s the actual child of Tom and Katie, but she sure as hell is cute.