Princess-to-be Kate Middleton co-hosted a charity Midnight Roller Disco event in London last night, alongside Holly Branson.

Lookin’ good, girls!!!

Wills is heading off in a little while for his intense special forces training, but, before he does that, he’s chilling out with Kate Middleton on vacation in the Caribbean.

These two are so unbelievably adorable. They’ve been together SIX YEARS now. Get married already!

Prince William has spent the last month fighting drug trafficking on on a Royal Navy warship, and is now ready for some R&R with the love of his life, Kate Middleton.

When Wills’ tour on the HMS Iron Duke concludes on Friday, he will fly to the Caribbean, to spend two weeks with Kate. This month represents the longest the two have been apart during their entire courtship, which began when they were in college.

During his stint on the HMS Iron Duke, Wills has proven quite the crimefighter.

The Prince, whose military title on board the ship is Sub lieutenant Wales, has had an active time in the last month.

In his first week he was involved in an operation to capture a speed boat containing £20 million worth of smuggled heroin.

And last week he helped spot another vessel suspected of drug-running while aboard a Lynx helicopter. When the boat failed to stop, marines opened fire on it, shooting out the engine.

He’s a prince AND a hero!

I’m so jealous of Kate.

You know, when you’re dating a Prince, you expect the royal treatment.

Kate Middleton got it this weekend, when Prince William landed a $16M military Chinook helicopter in her family’s lawn, sparking plenty of controversy in Britain. And last week, Wills flew brother Harry to their cousins bachelor party in a different Chinook. (The British media calls a bachelor party a “stag do,” and I’m totally going to use that in the future.)

Says a member of the British military: “At a time when the Armed Forces are short of money and there is a lack of kit in Afghanistan and Iraq this is a total waste of money. He uses a Chinook to land in his girlfriend’s garden then travels to a stag party in one. Where will it end?”

And, more importantly, what the hell is “kit”? I totally don’t speak British.

Says a different military force: “This is an absolute waste of training hours on the Chinook helicopter that the military are hard-pressed to afford. No other pilot at Prince William’s stage of training would be allowed anywhere near the left-hand seat of a Chinook. It’s like a learner driver being given the keys to a Formula One car just because his father owns the racing team.”

Eh, whatever. He’s a prince. If he wants to land a military aircraft on his girlfriend’s lawn, let him. It’s the closest thing we have these days to a knight on a white horse. I want to live my fairy tale through Kate Middleton, dammit!

Here’s Prince William and girlfriend Kate Middleton attending William’s graduation ceremony at RAF Cranwell.

They are SO adorable together. I just love Kate. I can’t wait until their wedding.

Kate Middleton celebrated her 26th birthday with her sister (you can see her in the background here) in London.

She’s so gorgeous and classy, and I adore her sense of style. I’m so excited for when she’s a princess, and then a queen. I think Diana would be proud.

Kate Middleton looks stunning and royal at a book launch party in London.

The British folks are all excited because Prince William’s gal pal, Kate Middleton, was finally photographed with Prince Charles. You can’t see his face in this photo, but he’s the little gray-haired dude in the hunting get-up.

The Sunday Telegraph said it was the first time Middleton had been photographed with Charles, “fueling speculation that she is about to become engaged to Prince William.”

The Sunday Times said the pictures suggested that Middleton’s “induction into the royal family appears to have stepped up a notch.”

Okay, so I’ve had three serious boyfriends in my life. Of the three of them, I think I have a picture of myself with only one of their fathers. I dated one guy for six years and only met his father once. I don’t think this means shit.

Cute pics of Kate, though.