Wooooooooow. Did Hollywood fire all its half-decent trailer directors because of the recession? Bad idea. I mean, there are shitty trailers, and then there are shitty trailers. This one falls in the latter category. Not one of these jokes is funny, and not one of these shots make Justin Timberlake look like a competent actor. Why does he keep trying? Justin, you’re really good and making music and dancing. You’re not good at acting. Give it up.

By the way, the poor girl who got sucked into this cinematic sinkhole is Kate Mara, who was in Brokeback Mountain and was also totally awesome in Transiberia. This script choice was a notable misstep on her part. Note to talented up-and-coming actresses: If a “singer-turned-actor” is involved, you shouldn’t be. Taryn Manning, I’m looking at you.

Totally.

Fucking.

Sober.

Hurry, someone get Amy Winehouse down here so the two of them can compare notes on how they’re so goddamn sober all the time.

With Kate Mara at some event for the Giants in LA.

I have no idea who Kate Mara is, and, my guess is neither does Tom Arnold. In fact, my guess is Tom Arnold doesn’t even know where he is right now. Fuck, Tom Arnold doesn’t even know where his glasses are right now.