PDA alert!

Kate Hudson and Lance Armstrong suck face on an LA tennis court.

Kate Hudson and Lance Armstrong hold hands on a date in NYC.

These two have been inseparable for weeks now.

I wonder how Owen feels about all this. It happened so suddenly. We haven’t seen much of him recently. I feel really bad for him. I mean, I know Kate and Lance haven’t done anything wrong, but still. I’m angry with them for some reason. I’m so protective of Owen these days.

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Kate Hudson and Lance Armstrong, leaving her West Village townhome on their way to an Iron Maiden concert at Madison Square Garden.

I had no idea that Iron Maiden was still touring. The most I know about Iron Maiden is from that Wheatus song, “Teenage Dirtbag,” which I’m posting the video for here because that song rocks, and the video has Jason Biggs and Mena Suvari in it. This is the censored version, where they blank out the word “gun” in “he brings a gun to school,” because we all know that school violence is a direct symptom of alt-rock lyrics. Thank you, FCC, for so bravely preventing another Columbine. If we spend all our time focusing on removing even the most innocuous references to violence from the songs we hear on the radio, we’ll find we won’t have any time at all to tackle any of the real reasons we see violence in our schools, which is a good thing, because doing that would be hard.

Kate Hudson is hanging out in Toronto with Lance Armstrong and his three kids — son Luke and twin girls Isabelle and Grace. On Fathers Day, she took the kiddos out to get some ice cream. Damn, sucking up to the kids already? Kate must be really into this dude.

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I know what you’re thinking. Wait, has Kate Hudson’s career gone that bad? No, not yet. She’s just filming a new movie called Bride Wars. Evidently Anne Hathaway (human ghost) is in it too so I’m sure it will be delightful. Here’s another one:

You can tell in both she’s acting her ass off. I also think it’s safe to say we’ve provided you with your desktop image for the week.

“It smells like Daddy’s concert!”

Four-year-old Kate Hudson and Chris Robinson offspring, Ryder Robinson, in a Miami hotel elevator that reeked of cigarettes and booze.

Kate Hudson shows off her booty in a very cute red bikini. I was really taken by her butt because she gained like seriously 60 pounds when she had her baby. How she managed get back into high school girl shape is just shocking.

I’m seriously taken my this booty. I’m sure Owen Wilson is enjoying it these days.