Well, if we didn’t learn it by watching Garden State, we learned it by watching 500 Daze of Bummer. The manic pixie dream girl always gets the hotties, right? I’ve been doing some research for us, ladies, and I think I found a great real-life example for us all to follow: the woman moving around like a moron in these photos. Yup, Kate Hudson! I should have known all along. The pot-smoking, the bearded men, the giggle, the care-free jerking around of her body in perfectly public places- this is who we have to try and be, girls. I mean, look at Kate! She’s on the set of her new movie Earthbound, and instead of relaxing in her trailer with a magazine and some coffee, she’s putting herself out there as a free and original spirit for all of the world to see. Of course that’s what men want! It was in front of our eyes the whole time! Take notes.

Betty White gets top billing, both because she is awesome and because I know she’d appreciate me putting her picture immediately under the heading “The SAG Awards.”

Betty received the lifetime achievement award at the  such-n-such annual Screen Actor’s Guild Awards (do you really care what number it is?) which are being held as we speak. Well, as I type.

And Betty was also the most badass bitch on the red carpet.

Diane Kruger and Helen Mirren both looked lovely and classy as well, while Jeff Bridges cleaned up nice in a sharp tuxedo.  Everyone really classed it up tonight. The worst dressed person was probably Drew Barrymore, and she didn’t really look bad, just disheveled, as she is wont to do.

As we saw last week, Kate Hudson was being awfully weird when asked questions about who we all presumed to be her boyfriend, New York Yankee Alex Rodriguez. Turns out she wasn’t giggling to protect herself or the guy or even her kid. She was just laughing nervously because the they totally broke up. I’d be laughing nervously too if the last dude I dated tried to kill himself after I broke his heart.

“Insiders” (whatever the hell that means) spilled the details of the break-up to Hollywoodlife.com:

A-Rod partied at Wall Lounge in the W Hotel Friday night, Dec. 11, “with two women,” said our source. “He was acting VERY single, and Kate Hudson was definitely not there.”  Another insider confirms that Alex was with other women in Miami.

The source also said, “Kate and A-Rod broke up.”

Meanwhile, Kate was spotted dining at Pure Food and Wine in Manhattan on Friday night Dec. 11, where one spy said, “Kate was there with her son, Ryder, but spent the entire evening talking on her cell phone.” And Kate was “all smiles” while having brunch with friends at Prime Meats in the Carroll Gardens neighborhood of Brooklyn, NY on Saturday, Dec. 12.

But on Saturday, A-Rod was at the Armani Exchange “Cool Shades of Style” dinner at the Solarium above the Delano Hotel.  And once again, no sign of Kate!

Um, that kinda just sounds to me like they’re not hanging out for a weekend, but the source claims that Kate and A-Rod are “totally over”. Did anyone expect for this to be more than a summer romance, anyway?

It’s definitely a pretty well known fact that Kate Hudson made Owen Wilson attempt suicide is dating New York Yankee Alex Rodriguez, but last night on Letterman she dodged all of questions about their relationship and instead, just giggled. It was kind of adorable and as Letterman pointed out, she seemed exactly like her mother.

Eventually the clip starts to get awkward as Kate refuses to directly answer any of Dave’s questions. He starts to seem like her nagging uncle who wants to know about her love life and she starts to just seem… a little annoying? She spent the summer being photographed with A-Rod and attending every Yankee game and she can’t just say “Yeah, he’s my boyfriend?”

Kate Hudson oils up for December’s issue of Elle mag and is finally talking a little bit about boyfriend Alex Rodriguez.  Really, all she did was deny that the two are engaged which is good news in itself.

In other Kate news, the actress lost twenty pounds for an upcoming role in which she plays a terminally ill patient that falls in love with her doctor and she — Kate, not the terminally ill character, though that would be kinda funny — sends out props for Botox.  “Everyone’s so obsessed with who gets Botox, but it’s great! Are you kidding?  The fact that women can avoid going under the knife and get a little Botox treat and not have to worry about it? I’m glad it’s there for when it’s time.”  Sure, Kate.  It’s good to know that it’s there “for when it’s time.”  Wink.

There are many times in my life when I ignore certain situations in hopes that they’ll just go away.  It’s not a real effective approach with bills, but sometimes it works out okay with unknown rashes.  But, you know what else I keep ignoring that just won’t vanish?  A-Rod and Kate Hudson stories.

So, let’s just put it out there — these two idiots are dating.  Personally, I think it’s a match made in STD heaven, but some of the Yankees’ wives — and you know it’s the Yankees’ wives talking when they are identified in print as “someone connected to the team” — aren’t so delighted.  “First we dealt with all the Madonna mayhem, now we’re on to Kate. It’s distracting.  And they haven’t even been together that long.  It’s not like there’s a problem with wives or girlfriends going to games.  But a lot of us agree that this is a little much. They’re barely dating, and it’s all about Kate.”  

Wow.  Women can be such catty little wenches.

Yes, we’ve firmly established that Kate Hudson’s put on weight this year. And I don’t even think that’s a bad thing. She’s certainly not at any weight even remotely approaching fat. So let’s get this out of the way: I do not think Kate Hudson is fat.

Here’s what I don’t like about it: It looks like beer weight. Her face is expanding at twice the weight of her body, and she’s losing that beautiful glow she always had about her. She’s obviously a girl who puts on weight in her face, but it’s not the healthy, I’m-filling-out-because-I-eat-a-complete-diet look. It’s the I’m-filling-out-because-I-eat-a-complete-case-of-beer-and-then-all-the-Fritos look. Kate looks like she put on the Freshman Fifteen, but she’s 29 years old, and Lord knows she’s never been to college.

I think I’m — dare I say it? — a little bit worried about her. We don’t mind if you put on weight, Kate, but cut it out with the boozing! Not healthy!

But she certainly did look happy last night, enjoying a Lakers game and some junk food with her brother Oliver.