This is What You Need to Act Like if You Want Owen Wilson to Attempt Suicide Over You
Wednesday, February 3rd, 2010
Well, if we didn’t learn it by watching Garden State, we learned it by watching 500 Daze of Bummer. The manic pixie dream girl always gets the hotties, right? I’ve been doing some research for us, ladies, and I think I found a great real-life example for us all to follow: the woman moving around like a moron in these photos. Yup, Kate Hudson! I should have known all along. The pot-smoking, the bearded men, the giggle, the care-free jerking around of her body in perfectly public places- this is who we have to try and be, girls. I mean, look at Kate! She’s on the set of her new movie Earthbound, and instead of relaxing in her trailer with a magazine and some coffee, she’s putting herself out there as a free and original spirit for all of the world to see. Of course that’s what men want! It was in front of our eyes the whole time! Take notes.




































