After years of watching the little Gosselin babies grow into resilient little children, the Jon & Kate Plus 8 disaster is over.

After Jon’s insistence that the children not be filmed any longer, TLC really wasn’t left with any choice but to cancel the show.  The last episode will air in November.  What does this mean?  No more constant “I do it for my kids, it’s all about my kids” crap from Kate, and Jon can officially breathe as loud as he wants to without fear of admonishment.

I guess Jon anticipates a healthy paycheck on the horizon to feed all those mouths that used to feed themselves.  We should all anticipate more stories about Jon catchin’ some brewskies with Michael Lohan while they ogle 17 year-olds.

Jon and Kate were back in court yesterday trying to work out their financial woes with a court-appointed arbitrator.  Remember how Kate accused Jon of taking out a bunch of money and Jon accused Kate of taking a bunch of money and they both denied it?  Well the truth is out and the liar is — this is where you’d expect to hear a drum roll but I’m limited by this medium — Jon!

The court has ordered Jon — oh, did you hear that he’s half Jewish now that he’s dating Hailey Glassman? — to return $180,000 back to the Gosselin family coffers by October 26th.  Kate will also have to provide an accounting for $55,000 that she spent on family-related expenses.  Hell, 25K was probably spent on the kid’s therapy co-pays.  Oy.

Throughout this entire Gosselin divorce/feud between J + K about whether or not their kids should keep being filmed for their reality TV show, the couple has been maintaining that their kids haven’t really been effected by the whole “being pushed in to the spotlight/watching their parents fight publicly” thing. However, sources close to the family are saying that that’s not so true, and that the kids have been “acting out” for a hot minute now. The source, who spoke to Us Weekly said “They are confused and distraught and are acting out all the time in an effort to get attention from their parents.” Well, no duh.

And while everyone (including myself) has been quick to throw stones at the hunky monkey himself, J.Goss, the source is claiming that Kate is more to blame for the problems at home than she claims. “She barely talks to them. The nannies are doing 95 percent of the work. Kate has a short attention span, and everything upsets her.” It’s hard to know if this source is someone in Jon’s camp planting dirty quotes about his ex, but as someone who’s even briefly watched their show, I can tell ya that it doesn’t come as a surprise to me that ol’ Kate isn’t exactly nurturing.

But of course Jon is responsible for a lot of crappy behavior. He’s been overheard asking paparazzi what time his kids get home from school, snaps at the kids when they interrupt his phone calls and is apparently planning on throwing a “Fuck you, Kate” party once the divorce is finalized. Real mature.

One thing that Jon should double check before the party is the spelling of his ex-wife’s name. That seems to be an area of struggle for him, as he spelled his own daughter’s name wrong on her birthday cake yesterday. Yup. He told the bakery her name was spelled “Maddy”, not “Mady”. Yikes!

And that will conclude the Gosselin coverage for today. I’m going to hike up to the woods now with a gun wrapped in socks.

I think Kate Gosselin has found her calling if she can’t get Kate Plus 8 back on track.  If you ask me, it’s only a matter of time before she’ll be approached about filming a sitcom pilot.  Ooohhh … wouldn’t it be great if she did a sitcom with fellow reality mom Michelle Duggar?  They could call it The Mullets Plus Many.

For the newest helping of bullshit served straight from the Gosselin family, Jon is back from his trip to the restaurant every fame whore goes to when they want to eat mediocre salads and be seen The Ivy and talking to The Insider about his (can’t happen too) soon-to-be-ex’s allegations that he emptied their bank account last week.

Bottom line?  He denies it.  He claims that he withdrew $22,000 last Thursday and has withdrawn $177,000 — his “paycheck” — over the past year which represents less than 10 percent of their earnings over the past four years.  According to Douchon — that’s totally my new name for him — Kate is over-dramatizing their financial straits (they have 11 bank accounts) and he also alleges that she’s hiding money.

Of course, Jon expresses his deep regret at being forced to divulge all these personal details.  Jon and Kate must be so exhausted always having a gun held to their heads.  You know, the gun that prevents them from just shutting the fuck up and not saying one, single, solitary word about the other party.  That would just be too mature simple though, wouldn’t it?

At this point, I’ve just resigned myself to a lifetime of Gosselin stories.  Jon’s new marriage, Kate on a date, the kids as they methodically enter rehab one by one.  Will the photo and story ops never end?

Hours after going on Larry King– where he said he’s “giving up the money,” where his lawyer accused Kate’s lawyer of only caring about money and not her kids, where he claimed that he wanted to be friends with Kate– Jon Gosselin secretly withdrew hundreds of thousands of dollars from an account he jointly held with Kate. He left only about $1,000 in an account Kate routinely uses to pay the family bills.

When Kate discovered what happened she engaged a high-powered lawyer who immediately sent Jon a letter, demanding he return the money to the bank account. And RadarOnline.com has learned that another lawyer for Kate will go to court in Pennsylvania on Monday to file papers demanding the money be returned.

Multiple sources tell RadarOnline.com that Jon’s actions were in violation of the Gosselin divorce arbitrator’s guidelines.

Another bank account, set up for the Gosselin children, was untouched.

It must be expensive to be such a douche bag.

While Jessica Simpson is desperately trying to find her dog, Jon Gosselin is giving his away. These are photos of Jon spending his last moments with the family’s German Shepherds, Shoka and Nala, before sending them back to the breeder. Jon says he’s forced to give the dogs away because Kate doesn’t take care of them when he’s around.

Sources close to the family say the dogs have always been Jon’s — Kate was never psyched about the idea of adding two dogs to a family with eight kids — and Jon bought a bachelor pad in NYC where he couldn’t keep two German Shepherds. Ugh. People who adopt animals and then decide later that they just don’t want them really piss me off. Adopting an animal is a long-term commitment, just like adopting a child, and you have to be prepared to deal with having them as a part of your family even when it’s not convenient. It doesn’t seem at all fair to the kids that their dogs have to move out because their parents can’t keep their shit together.

Plus, how hard is it to “take care” of two German Shepherds when you live on a billion acres of land? Just make sure they have food and water and then let them run around and play and occasionally pick up their shit. It’s not like it’s harder than raising EIGHT CHILDREN.

Sigh. I’m pissed about this. Poor doggies. The good thing is that I’m sure they’ll get adopted back out really quickly. Everyone will want the Gosselin dogs.