Star is reporting that Gwyneth’s husband is having an affair with Kate Bosworth.  This presents some problems because Kate is totally dating Alexander Skarsgard.  How is she finding the time to fuck all these dudes?  No wonder she’s so thin!

This story originated at Star, but now X17 has an “exclusive source” who confirms that Chris Martin has been publicly macking on Kate while playing at a benefit.  That would certainly be a Boldplay.  According to the “source”, Gwyn and Chris’ marriage is over and he’s moved on to Kate.  I don’t buy it.  I’m sure that Chris Martin was making out with some anorexic, pasty, marginally talented blonde — the one he’s married to.

A few months ago, there was this nasty little rumor floating around that True Blood actor Alexander Skarsgard was dating Evan Rachel Wood.  Rabid True Blood fans flooded my mailbox with inquiries about it, begging me to tell them it wasn’t true.  I wasn’t sure one way or the other, but I have a sneaking suspicion that she’s back with Marilyn Manson even though he thinks of smashing her head with a sledgehammer every day.

Saturday night Skarsgard won Best Villan at the 2009 Scream Awards and was given his statue by Kate Bosworth.  Based on their body language as well as being seen together later in the evening, I’d call this a “dating confirmation.”  The media is calling this a brand new relationship, but I found photos of them (apart, not together) at LAX on the same day at the same time taken back on August 3rd.  Could it be that these two found a way to fly under the radar in the early days of getting to know one another?  Russell Brand and Katy Perry:  Take note!

I like these two together!

You are a riddle wrapped in an enigma.

The hair is much better than the other night.

But what’s with nothing about your outfit matching?

And why do I kind of love it?

We need to talk about the dress, of course, but also the hair.

Go.

At a Chanel event in NYC.

Here’s Kate at the red carpet premiere of 21 in Vegas.

Her body looks amazing these days. She’s put those pro-ana years far behind her, and she looks fit, healthy and trim.

The outfit?

I’ll let you guys weigh in on that.

Yay! It appears Miss Kate Bosworth is continuing to eat like a normal human being, and she looks fantastic! It’s great to keep seeing pictures of her looking healthy and happy.

Kate showed up at the Whitney Museum’s Art Party on Wednesday night, along with many other celebs. Sarah Michelle Gellar and hottie hubby Freddy Prinze Jr were there, along with Rosario Dawson, ousted Top Chef host Katie Lee Joel, who may or may not be leaving her grandpa husband Billy, Ivanka Trump, and the always fabulous Holly Dunlap, the designer behind the celeb-favorite Hollywould brand (I imagine her outfit is from her latest collection).

With hottie model/boyfriend James Rousseau in NYC yesterday. Looking (naturally) tan and healthy.

Also cashing in her eating disorder chip today is Alison Clinton, the nanny Sara Evans accused of sleeping with her sex addict of a husband. She claims Evans’ allegations have triggered an anorexia relapse. And her brothers are going to Iraq. And she’s unemployed. She weighs just over seventy pounds, and, as part of her recovery program, it’s important that information be distributed to the entire readership of Star magazine. [Star]

But wait! We’re not through with eating disorders yet! Up now: Kate Bosworth has opted to embrace Karen Carpenter’s wardrobe along with her fatal illness. [Teddy and Moo]

Travis Barker and Shanna Moakler: Battle of the MySpace Blogs. Come for the venom. Stay for the spelling mistakes. [Tabloid Whore]

Seriously, maybe we should just stop inviting Kanye West to awards shows. [Bossip]

AmIdol’s Kelly Pickler releases her first album, entitled — shockingly — Small Town Girl. They’re planning on using a photo of her visiting her father in jail as the cover. And she’ll be holding a book upside-down. And eating sushi with an eyelash curler. [Girls Talkin' Smack]

• Orlando Bloom decides he can’t see Kate Bosworth anymore. No, really, he can’t actually see her anymore.
• It’s official: Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes found a baby to adopt! Katie Couric kicked off her CBS career with the pics. From the looks of the kid, some 15-year-old prostitute in Cambodia is a real big fan of Scientology these days.
• It’s not that Victoria Beckham is pregnant, it’s just that her husband doesn’t speak Spanish.
• When a lot of rich people have invested a lot of money in you, you don’t have to go to jail for petty things like using heroin and selling cocaine to teenagers in rehab. Isn’t that right, Pete Doherty?
• Jessica Simpson denies she’s dating John Mayer on the View today. So if we could just get a moratorium on all “Is Jessica Simpson’s Body a Wonderland?” headlines for awhile, that’d be great, mmkay?