Okay, this is the funniest video I’ve ever seen in my whole life.

This is Karrine “Superhead” Steffans, showing off anal toys that former fiance Darius McCrary — yes, the dude who played Eddie Winslow on Family Matters — left at her house.

Early in the summer, Darius filed a restraining order against Superhead and basically accused her of being a psychotic bitch. I suppose this is her retaliation.

I have to say, though, I never thought much of Superhead until I watched this video. She’s a fucking riot! This chick is awesome. “Fuckin’ ass particles!”

Heh, I remember this one time I was on a road trip with some friends, and this one dude farted in the car. And my girlfriend was like, “Ewwww! How dare you???” and the guy was like, “Why do you care so much? It’s just a fart,” and my girlfriend was like, “Dude, don’t you understand? The molecules that were up your ass five seconds ago are now up my nose.” I never thought about farts the same way again.

Anyway. If you’re gonna watch this video at work, do it with headphones on.