If you think Golf Digest put a photo of Justin Timberlake on their cover under the words “Get Longer / Get Straighter” without ever for a minute considering that it might make some people think about penises, you are grossly underestimating their copywriters.
Update: I just realized that you can totally see a little penis bulge by his fly. Awesome.
It never ceases to amaze me how under-the-radar this couple is most of the time. I actually have a lot of respect for them in that regard. I know, I know. If you’d told me last year that I would be using the word “respect” in reference to Jessica Biel, I would have been like, “I’m sorry, but by ‘respect’ do you mean ’slut’?” But she actually hasn’t been pimping out this relationship, surprisingly.
But, every now and then, photogs catch them being adorable, like this little snuggle in Milan yesterday. I love forehead kissies! They’re the bestest!
Sources are reporting that Britney Spears will do a duet with Justin Timberlake, and that it’ll appear on Britney’s new album, due at the end of the year. (Really? That’s soon!)
Um, I wonder how Jessica Biel feels about Britney and Justin spending all that studio time together?
Because, really, how freakin’ phenomenal would it be if Brit and Justin got back together? I don’t think anything could make me happier. And then if they got married and started adopting kids from Africa? Oh, oh, oh! I can’t think about this anymore, I get too worked up.
Most Boring Couple Ever Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel dined at Eva Longoria’s restaurant, Beso, last night, and left holding hands.
I’m about ready for some drama to start here. These two have been dating peacefully FOREVER now. I think Miley Cyrus needs to work her magic.
Hi guys.
Sorry posting is slow today.
I have a fever. 
So mostly I’m sleeping. I haven’t had an actual fever in a really long time. I forgot how much it sucks. Your whole body tingles and it really just blows. So I’m gonna write a little bit more and then get my ass back to bed and hope this shit is gone by tomorrow.
And by “write” I mean “copy and paste from other articles.”
A federal appeals court on Monday threw out a $550,000 indecency fine against CBS Corp. for the 2004 Super Bowl halftime show that ended with Janet Jackson’s breast-baring “wardrobe malfunction.”
The three-judge panel of the 3rd U.S. Circuit Court of Appeals ruled that the Federal Communications Commission “acted arbitrarily and capriciously” in issuing the fine for the fleeting image of nudity …
The court found that the FCC deviated from its nearly 30-year practice of fining indecent broadcast programming only when it was so “pervasive as to amount to ’shock treatment’ for the audience.”
So there you go. Four-and-a-half years later. Justice is swift.
Check out Justin Timberlake’s opening monologue at the ESPYs.
I want to dislike the guy, I really do, but every now and then he’ll do something to redeem himself just a little.
“I wanted to be the only guy at a football game to get to second base.”
Justin Timberlake, while hosting the ESPYs, referring to the 2004 Super Bowl “wardrobe malfunction.”
You don’t see much of these two in public these days, but Justin Timberlake took girlfriend Jessica Biel and her doggy, Tina, for a walk in LA.
What’s with Jessica’s hair?
