I’m making another one of my predictions.  You all may remember that I’m basically the Miss Cleo around here at Evil Beet.  To be fair, this picture doesn’t require a whole lot of clairvoyance; But to make it official, I call a Justin/Jessica break-up by September.

And for those of you unfamiliar with my acute perspicaciousness, please read here and here and here.

Last night was the premiere of Jimmy Fallon Late Night.  How was it?  I was so asleep and missed it.

Justin Timberlake was a guest and did a great imitation of John Mayer.  Beyond my general dislike for Jennifer Aniston’s time-killer, I cannot look at him when he sings.  Cannot.  You know he makes the exact same faces when he’s having sex.  And I cannot abide by fucking a dude who rolls his eyes into the back of his head.  I suspect I am not the only one who thinks this way.

Oh, and poor Robert DeNiro.  He looks so-addled.

I couldn’t find a decent sound quality clip of the bit so you’ll have to fast forward to 5:00 to get to the John Mayer part.  Around seven minutes, he does a great Michael McDonald too.

Here’s Justin Timberlake, walking the runway with his co-designers at the William Rast show at NYFW. JT designs the line along with three other folks: his best friend from school days, Trace Ayala, Swedish designer Johan Lindeberg and Lindeberg’s Italian wife, Marcella.

The line is denim-heavy with a Wild West feel, and, so far, response to the show last night has been positive.

A bunch of pictures from the runway are below.

What do you think of Justin’s line?

All these two ever do is exercise and walk their dogs!

When are they going to stumble out of a bar drunk or leak a sex tape or cheat on each other???

Stop acting like you’re in a healthy, well-adjusted partnership!

Check out Justin Timberlake’s brilliant stint on SNL last night.

Can we just make him a regular cast member already?

Justin Timberlake is the newest target of a disgruntled employee lawsuit.  A former busboy who worked at Timberlake’s New York restaurant Southern Hospitality is suing him and his partners for inadequate pay and lack of overtime and gratuity compensation.  Fifty employees are included in the suit.  I’m not a labor lawyer but are the concepts of minimum wage, proper salary distribution and overtime after 40 hours of working really difficult to grasp?  Of course, why work somewhere for over a year when you aren’t being properly treated?  Hmmm.  I predict settlement.

Why do singers always open restaurants?  Vocal talent seems so unrelated to the restaurant biz.  If Gordon Ramsay releases a debut album I seriously give up.

NO WAY!!!

Ryan Seacrest — who tends to be reliable in such matters — is reporting that Britney Spears AND Justin Timberlake will appear on-stage with Madonna at her LA show on Thursday night.

DUDE!!!

It ALMOST makes me want to extend my LA trip and see if I can scalp tickets. But, honestly, I’m pretty damn sick of LA already. I’ve seen everyone I wanted to see, stirred up a fair amount of drama, and I’m ready to get out of this city and back to Seattle, where things feel sane. Plus, Leo misses his kitty siblings, and I miss them, too. So I think I’ll skip this little moment of music history, but I have full confidence that there will be plenty of photos and videos.

If you’re going to the show Thursday night, be sure to sneak in your camera!!!