Didn’t I predict that Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel were going to be breaking up?  I’m pretty sure I did.  So what in the hell is Justin doing making positive statements in the media about his little hooker with a heart?  In this month’s print issue of Hello magazine,(and speaking of “Hello”, uh, hello?  Is that even a real magazine?)  the former boybander was happy to swoon about his girlfriend of two years:

Recent paparazzi shots of Jessica trying on rings at a Los Angeles jeweler have only served to fuel the gossip that a wedding is [in] the cards – despite denials from Justin.

“I’ve been very lucky to find a woman as dynamic and as loving as Jessica,” says Justin. “Work has always been a huge focus in my life but now I realize how beautiful it can be to have someone to share it with. I’m so happy to have a great woman in my life.”

Q: Has it been difficult to keep you relationship as private as you might like?
“We do pretty much everything we want to do. Sometimes we get spotted by the paparazzi but usually we can find a quiet place to eat and no one will bother us. It can be distracting but you learn to keep walking and pay no attention.”

Q: Why is this relationship so special?
“We get along so well. The first thing we noticed when we started going out is how easily we made each other laugh. Sometimes when you meet someone it feels right from the beginning. She has a very engaging personality and we have a natural way of being together. I’m a lucky guy.”

Listen, Justin.  I don’t give a rat’s ass about you and Jess and your special way, okay?  All I know is that I do not appreciate you trying to fuck with my prediction success rate and I want this fuckery to cease immediately.

Le sigh.  Is it time for me to hang up my hoop earrings and crystal ball?  Hells, no.

I’m making another one of my predictions.  You all may remember that I’m basically the Miss Cleo around here at Evil Beet.  To be fair, this picture doesn’t require a whole lot of clairvoyance; But to make it official, I call a Justin/Jessica break-up by September.

And for those of you unfamiliar with my acute perspicaciousness, please read here and here and here.

Last night was the premiere of Jimmy Fallon Late Night.  How was it?  I was so asleep and missed it.

Justin Timberlake was a guest and did a great imitation of John Mayer.  Beyond my general dislike for Jennifer Aniston’s time-killer, I cannot look at him when he sings.  Cannot.  You know he makes the exact same faces when he’s having sex.  And I cannot abide by fucking a dude who rolls his eyes into the back of his head.  I suspect I am not the only one who thinks this way.

Oh, and poor Robert DeNiro.  He looks so-addled.

I couldn’t find a decent sound quality clip of the bit so you’ll have to fast forward to 5:00 to get to the John Mayer part.  Around seven minutes, he does a great Michael McDonald too.

Here’s Justin Timberlake, walking the runway with his co-designers at the William Rast show at NYFW. JT designs the line along with three other folks: his best friend from school days, Trace Ayala, Swedish designer Johan Lindeberg and Lindeberg’s Italian wife, Marcella.

The line is denim-heavy with a Wild West feel, and, so far, response to the show last night has been positive.

A bunch of pictures from the runway are below.

What do you think of Justin’s line?

All these two ever do is exercise and walk their dogs!

When are they going to stumble out of a bar drunk or leak a sex tape or cheat on each other???

Stop acting like you’re in a healthy, well-adjusted partnership!

Check out Justin Timberlake’s brilliant stint on SNL last night.

Can we just make him a regular cast member already?

Justin Timberlake is the newest target of a disgruntled employee lawsuit.  A former busboy who worked at Timberlake’s New York restaurant Southern Hospitality is suing him and his partners for inadequate pay and lack of overtime and gratuity compensation.  Fifty employees are included in the suit.  I’m not a labor lawyer but are the concepts of minimum wage, proper salary distribution and overtime after 40 hours of working really difficult to grasp?  Of course, why work somewhere for over a year when you aren’t being properly treated?  Hmmm.  I predict settlement.

Why do singers always open restaurants?  Vocal talent seems so unrelated to the restaurant biz.  If Gordon Ramsay releases a debut album I seriously give up.