Sources are reporting that Britney Spears will do a duet with Justin Timberlake, and that it’ll appear on Britney’s new album, due at the end of the year. (Really? That’s soon!)

Um, I wonder how Jessica Biel feels about Britney and Justin spending all that studio time together?

Because, really, how freakin’ phenomenal would it be if Brit and Justin got back together? I don’t think anything could make me happier. And then if they got married and started adopting kids from Africa? Oh, oh, oh! I can’t think about this anymore, I get too worked up.

Most Boring Couple Ever Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel dined at Eva Longoria’s restaurant, Beso, last night, and left holding hands.

I’m about ready for some drama to start here. These two have been dating peacefully FOREVER now. I think Miley Cyrus needs to work her magic.

Hi guys.

Sorry posting is slow today.

I have a fever. So mostly I’m sleeping. I haven’t had an actual fever in a really long time. I forgot how much it sucks. Your whole body tingles and it really just blows. So I’m gonna write a little bit more and then get my ass back to bed and hope this shit is gone by tomorrow.

And by “write” I mean “copy and paste from other articles.”

A federal appeals court on Monday threw out a $550,000 indecency fine against CBS Corp. for the 2004 Super Bowl halftime show that ended with Janet Jackson’s breast-baring “wardrobe malfunction.”

The three-judge panel of the 3rd U.S. Circuit Court of Appeals ruled that the Federal Communications Commission “acted arbitrarily and capriciously” in issuing the fine for the fleeting image of nudity …

The court found that the FCC deviated from its nearly 30-year practice of fining indecent broadcast programming only when it was so “pervasive as to amount to ’shock treatment’ for the audience.”

So there you go. Four-and-a-half years later. Justice is swift.

Check out Justin Timberlake’s opening monologue at the ESPYs.

I want to dislike the guy, I really do, but every now and then he’ll do something to redeem himself just a little.

“I wanted to be the only guy at a football game to get to second base.”

Justin Timberlake, while hosting the ESPYs, referring to the 2004 Super Bowl “wardrobe malfunction.”

You don’t see much of these two in public these days, but Justin Timberlake took girlfriend Jessica Biel and her doggy, Tina, for a walk in LA.

What’s with Jessica’s hair?

Watch it before Warner Bros pulls it and sends me an angry letter.

You know, I kind of hated this song when it first leaked, but it may be growing on me. Sigh. I wanted so badly to hate it.

Madonna was inducted into the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame in NYC on Monday night.

She posed on the red carpet with Justin Timberlake and, inexplicably, Iggy Pop, who, like, needs to wear a shirt. I have no idea which of the voices in his head implored him to go topless in front of the cameras, but you know Madge is just sitting there like “Dude, my stomach puts yours to shame. But people will run my picture even with my clothes on. That’s where we differ, you famewhoring nobody.”