I was so happy that we no longer hear this HJNTIY phrase every three minutes and now I fear its resurgence. 

What chance of success do you think this movie has?  It has a huge cast including Scarlett Johansson, Drew Barrymore, Jennifer Aniston, Ben Affleck, Justin Long, Jennifer Connelly and Kevin Connolly.  I just don’t think that the woman that needs to see this movie ever will.  Because she’s never going to think it applies to her.

I remember one specific girl I knew who had a years-long relationship with a guy who wasn’t into her.  He would tell her he didn’t love her and that they had no future and she would reply by asking him what he meant by that.  As if he could have been any clearer.  He would tell her to “fuck off” and she viewed that as him really making an effort to communicate.  He had a one-night stand and she believed that his bad judgement was a result of his fear of the intensity of feelings he had for her.  I tried to explain that sometimes a man is just not going to be interested enough.  And it’s not always for some big meaningful reason like they feel that they don’t deserve happiness.  So if you are trying to determine if a guy is into you or not, he isn’t.  Doesn’t seem like we should need a book and a movie to grasp that concept.

Oh, allow me to save you some time and eye strain; the answer is no.  No matter how many times you slo-mo, rewind, repeat, you cannot see Scarlett Johansson’s boobs at 1:45.

Lest you think that the Justin Long/Kirsten Dunst thing was just a one-night stand, they want to make it totally clear that they’re way more than that. You hear that, Drew????

The new couple were spotted enjoying a meal together at the Chateau Marmont.

If you guessed “Kirsten Dunst and Justin Long together at Sunset Junction,” you’d be correct.

However, if you guessed “Recently rehabbed Kirsten Dunst at the beer garden at Sunset Junction with an alcoholic beverage in front of her and Justin Long at her side,” well, you’d be even more correct.

I wonder if Justin dates exclusively women who have had failed attempts at sobriety.

Justin Long was supposed to make an appearance in Whip It!, Drew Barrymore’s directorial debut, but he’s apparently dropped out of the flick since the couple split.

“He couldn’t stand working with her and not being with her,” says a source. “He’s too upset. She dumped him. She was hot and cold. One minute she was in love with him and the next she wanted to break up with him. He is so distraught over the split that he dropped out of the movie.”

A rep for the production company would not confirm that Justin was ever on board, saying that “it’s bordering on his personal life.”

Something tells me there’s more to this story …

Drew Barrymore and boyfriend Justin Long attempt to hide their faces as they leave a Hollywood bar.

Justin Long’s shoes are bright green.

Just in case you didn’t notice.

But I love Drew, and I’m always rooting for her, and she seems happy with Justin, so that’s good.

Justin Long and Drew Barrymore make an adorable couple at the Malawi benefit in NYC last night.

Personally, I don’t think he’s all that cute, but, if he makes Drew happy, it’s all good.

According to the Daily News, Drew Barrymore — whose production partner just got engaged to Jimmy Fallon — may have found a love interest of her own.

Barrymore hit up Jet nightclub in Las Vegas, along with BFF Cameron Diaz and Live Free or Die Hard hottie Justin Long. Drew and Justin “got cozy and made out in a corner table,” says a source.