Drew Barrymore and Justin Long filming scenes for the upcoming movie Going the Distance in Central Park. Yes, it’s a scene for a movie. But does that make it any less nauseating? Also, these two are dating, so this is an example of something that happens all the time in real life. I often wonder how I sleep at night knowing that things like this go on.

Another gossip site had these photos listed as Justin and Drew having a day out in the park, not filming for a movie. But you can tell they’re filming for a movie because in the real world, any woman (or man) with half a gram of common sense and functioning gonads would be turned around the other way in the boat, making out with Charlie Day.

While most of the photos in the gallery are shots of them filming, I’m pretty sure there was something “real world” seriously wrong with that hotdog.

A couple of weeks back, Drew Barrymore denied any rekindling of the fire with He’s Just Not That Into You co-star Justin Long.  Please.

No man looks at a woman like that when they are just friends sharing a mutual respect of one another.  Especially when she’s wearing that ridiculous Inspector Gadget get-up.  And it’s sad because he looks totally in love over brunch yesterday and her wayward penis is never going to allow her to settle down with the Mac guy.

Despite all the pics of them cuddling at the Grey Gardens NYC premiere, Drew claims she and her ex-boyfriend are just good friends. They’re good friends who are also going to be co-starring in a romantic comedy that films later this year. And all of this is just a publicity stunt totally genuine respect for each other.

“We’re doing a film this summer,” she says. “I guess people find it a little confusing. I totally understand. It seems like, ‘What is the deal with them?’ But we just adore each other. We’re in each other’s lives, and we’re friends, and we’re working together, and we have worked together.”

Drew also says she wouldn’t mind it if Justin started dating other people. She hopes he meet “fantastic people because he’s a great guy, and he deserves the most happiness.” As for her own dating life? “I am still just not ready for anything,” she says. “I’ve spent two years really with a very different life than I’ve had before. My priorities have changed. I directed a film. I did this drama [Grey Gardens]. It was something I’ve never done anything like … and I don’t know how to maintain a relationship to be honest, while I’m doing all of that.”

Oh whatever. Let’s say it all together now: “BULLLLLLSHIT.” Justin and Drew are totally boinking, she’d be furious if he started seeing someone else, and she’ll be back in a serious relationship within a month or two.

The formerly estranged couple were looking awfully close at the NYC premiere of Drew’s latest film, Grey Gardens — based on the 1975 cult classic — and certainly making no secret of their romance.

The movie’s set mostly in the ’30s and ’40s, which is probably why Drew chose this outfit. You can check out clips from the film here. Personally, I think Drew’s performance looks to be pretty darn horrible, and she was kind of tragically miscast in the role of Little Edie.

Reunited for a movie, that is.  Though I still maintain that they are hitting the sheets again, as well.  And I believe that Justin really loves Drew; he stuck with her through all those orange-faced Cover Girl ads.

The He’s Just Not That Into You co-stars are teaming up yet again for another collaboration.  Their new movie, Going The Distance, is about a couple engaged in a long-distance relationship and the trials they face.

HJNTIY made $145M so Barrymore and Long have basically accomplished the impossible-they were a couple who starred in and turned out a successful movie.  Can they do it again?  If they do, they’ll be miracle workers by my definition because this plot sounds like a total snooze.

Drew Barrymore and Justin Long may be back together again.  I thought I just read something the other day that said Long was dating his other He’s Just Not That Into You co-star, Ginnifer Goodwin but New York Post claims that Barrymore and Justin were sucking face and downing drinks at Bar Marmont the other night.

Now, I find Drew to be a grating little Oompa Loompa, but I liked her so much more when she was with this dude.  He totally improved her likability rating.

Good luck to these two!

Last night was the LA premiere of He’s Just Not That Into You.  We already saw what anorex-shrek looked like, but what do you think of Scarlett Johansson’s new look?  I struggle every single time I write her last name.  I have a mental block against the spelling; the mnemonic device of “slutty Scarlett” has helped greatly.

Angie Dickinson Drew Barrymore was seen hugging Justin Long which should prompt a rash of “Drew and Mac Guy Reunited” stories; I was just grateful for the embrace so I didn’t have to look at the stains on his shirt or that frosted Revlon “Pink in the Afternoon” lipstick crap she’s so committed to lately.  Or her dress.  Or tongue ring…sigh.

The best Jennifer Aniston could do was an uncombed ponytail and unknown soap star, Jacqueline MacInnes Wood, accessorized her Long John Silver’s uniform with croc shoe boots and a large patent leather maxi-pad.  Kevin Connolly is still cute, Ben Affleck wishes he was dead and Jimmy Fallon’s wife is getting better looking with time.

I was so happy that we no longer hear this HJNTIY phrase every three minutes and now I fear its resurgence. 

What chance of success do you think this movie has?  It has a huge cast including Scarlett Johansson, Drew Barrymore, Jennifer Aniston, Ben Affleck, Justin Long, Jennifer Connelly and Kevin Connolly.  I just don’t think that the woman that needs to see this movie ever will.  Because she’s never going to think it applies to her.

I remember one specific girl I knew who had a years-long relationship with a guy who wasn’t into her.  He would tell her he didn’t love her and that they had no future and she would reply by asking him what he meant by that.  As if he could have been any clearer.  He would tell her to “fuck off” and she viewed that as him really making an effort to communicate.  He had a one-night stand and she believed that his bad judgement was a result of his fear of the intensity of feelings he had for her.  I tried to explain that sometimes a man is just not going to be interested enough.  And it’s not always for some big meaningful reason like they feel that they don’t deserve happiness.  So if you are trying to determine if a guy is into you or not, he isn’t.  Doesn’t seem like we should need a book and a movie to grasp that concept.

Oh, allow me to save you some time and eye strain; the answer is no.  No matter how many times you slo-mo, rewind, repeat, you cannot see Scarlett Johansson’s boobs at 1:45.

Lest you think that the Justin Long/Kirsten Dunst thing was just a one-night stand, they want to make it totally clear that they’re way more than that. You hear that, Drew????

The new couple were spotted enjoying a meal together at the Chateau Marmont.

If you guessed “Kirsten Dunst and Justin Long together at Sunset Junction,” you’d be correct.

However, if you guessed “Recently rehabbed Kirsten Dunst at the beer garden at Sunset Junction with an alcoholic beverage in front of her and Justin Long at her side,” well, you’d be even more correct.

I wonder if Justin dates exclusively women who have had failed attempts at sobriety.

Justin Long was supposed to make an appearance in Whip It!, Drew Barrymore’s directorial debut, but he’s apparently dropped out of the flick since the couple split.

“He couldn’t stand working with her and not being with her,” says a source. “He’s too upset. She dumped him. She was hot and cold. One minute she was in love with him and the next she wanted to break up with him. He is so distraught over the split that he dropped out of the movie.”

A rep for the production company would not confirm that Justin was ever on board, saying that “it’s bordering on his personal life.”

Something tells me there’s more to this story …

Drew Barrymore and boyfriend Justin Long attempt to hide their faces as they leave a Hollywood bar.

Justin Long’s shoes are bright green.

Just in case you didn’t notice.

But I love Drew, and I’m always rooting for her, and she seems happy with Justin, so that’s good.