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Miley Cyrus Kisses Nick Onstage at Jonas Brothers Concert???

Saturday, June 20th, 2009

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We’re hearing from sources that Miley and Nick are DEFINITELY back on!!!

The Jonas Brothers made the first stop of their tour tonight in Arlington, Texas — and Miley was with them! She surprised the audience by stepping onstage during the final song and kissing Nick!!!

Wow, so I guess we know for sure now why she left Justin. Who leaves a hottie model with a package like this for Nick Jonas??

Miley Cyrus, apparently, and she wants the world to know!

Was anyone else in the audience? Anyone have video? Or photos?

UPDATED:

We have video! Well well well. Look who’s in love! There’s just a little peck on the cheek, not a full-blown kiss, but MAN is there a lot of sexual tension. On behalf of Justin Gaston, I would just like to say: “Ouch.”

Oh No! Did Miley And Justin Break Up?

Monday, June 8th, 2009

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Oh, dear God, this better not be happening, butI have a feeling that Miley and her totally straight boyfriend Justin Gaston may have split up.  They’ve been tweeting over the past day or so and it’s not looking good for these kids.  I don’t think I’ll be able to sleep tonight due to the devastation.

Of course, this frees Miley up to get back together with whichever Jonas brother she was totally having sex with dating before.

Heaven Is A White T-Shirt

Wednesday, May 27th, 2009

Justin Gaston, celibate and totally hetero boyfriend of Miley Cyrus, is a real tool.  The website Men.Style.com has a short video of Justin talking about the most prevalent thoughts on his mind.

If you are at work, or on your cell phone, or just damn lazy and can’t watch the video, let me sum it up for you:  He wants to be a lap dog, people are mean to him on Twitter and God weaves his shirts for him.   

Yeah, I’m not even kidding.  This isn’t a spoof.

Miley And Justin Do Mr. Chow’s

Friday, March 13th, 2009

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Virgin Miley and her boyfriend, male model Justin Gaston were snapped at Mr. Chow’s restaurant last night.  Like the Ivy, this joint is where you go when you want to be seen.  I wouldn’t mind seeing Justin.  Naked.  In my bed.  With Johnny Depp on the other side of me.

Still Going Strong!

Monday, March 9th, 2009

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Damn, Miley!

When you write your (real) memoirs from your private room at Promises in a couple years, will you do us all a favor and please discuss IN DETAIL the sex you are having with this hot piece of man-meat?

Because he is sooooo freakin’ edible!

Miley got all dressed up in sweatpants and Uggs to hit up Nobu with Justin Gaston on Sunday. Why bother going out for sushi, Milers? You have plenty of raw meat right at home, and you know exactly where it goes, girl.

Caption This

Thursday, March 5th, 2009

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Miley Cyrus’s boyfriend, Justin Gaston, does yet another magazine shoot featuring his wiener.

Somebody is Gonna Be Spending Some Extra Time at Church…

Saturday, February 21st, 2009

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Sweet Minty Jesus.

How awesome is that picture juxtaposed with Miley’s inspirational quote?

Miley’s reputed main squeeze, Justin Gaston, recently did a racy shoot with VMan Magazine. Good thing Justin and Miley are both *ahem* chaste and uh…regular church goers. Otherwise, I could see how Billy Ray might consider revoking his apparent sanctioning of this relationship. Any guy willing to get greased up, semi nude, and crotch- grabby probably shouldn’t be hanging out with someones hormonally charged rebellious teenage daughter.

For more pics of Justin sporting tight pants, mysterious bulges, and questionable hair see below.

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