We keep hearing rumors that Lindsay’s trying to quit smoking, but it doesn’t seem to have stuck yet, as the paps caught her smoking outside a recording studio with JDate superstar J.R. Rotem.

Hey, I’m just happy she’s sober and working hard again.

Image via WENN (if you couldn’t tell)

AHHHHHHHHH HA HA HA HA HA!

Thanks to DListed for the tip on this one!

Apparently after things didn’t work out with Britney Spears, J.R. Rotem turned to JDATE!!

See? He’s a nice Jewish boy!

I actually have a subscription to the thing, thanks to my mom’s nagging (wanna date me? anyone? PLEASE?), so I signed on and sent him a flirt. We’ll see what happens. Maybe I’ll have a wild, sexy romance with J.R. Motherfucking Rotem and we can light the Hannukah candles together and then drip the hot wax all over each other and I’ll make him call me Britney while he slaps my ass. WOULD THAT MAKE YOU HAPPY, MOM?

Here’s what his profile says:

ABOUT ME:
Hey girls… Congrats for stumbling onto my profile – you just hit the jackpot! I am Jonathan, an established music producer who is having a challenging time meeting a hot Jewish girl with good values. The success and visibility I have earned in the music industry keeps me surrounded by the wrong girls (golddiggers, cheap chicks, wannabe artists looking to use a guy like me for a music career, money, fame, etc) Some personality traits that seperate me from most of the people I know in Los Angeles is a high moral code of honesty and loyalty. I would never cheat or lie to anyone I’m with as I believe in treating others as you would want to be treated. I think that those values are the fundamental part of establishing a meaningful relationship. That, and intense physical attraction…

My perfect first date:
Let me take control – trust me, you will like it…

Rest of the profile is after the jump.

I will personally make out with anyone who can find him on Match.com.

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Now how on earth would they do that?

Oh, right. We know.