Listen, I don’t think it’s even mentionable that Rachel McAdams and Josh Lucas broke up.  Did anyone even know care that they were together in the first place?  No.  But since Jessica and Nick have been such a reconciliation disappointment, I’ve shifted my focus to Rachel McAdams.

Isn’t it possible, now that she’s single again, that she can get back with Ryan Gosling?  Didn’t they seem like the perfect couple even outside of the roles they played in The Notebook?  Where did it go wrong with those two and can it be fixed?  I need a happy Hollywood ending and God only knows that I’m not going to get it from Lindsay and Sam.  Work it out Rach and Ry — do it for me!

Aw, this is kind of tragic to me.

I wanted Rachel McAdams and Ryan Gosling to live happily ever after until she died slowly in a nursing home with no recollection of who he even was.

But it turns out she’s forgetting about him way, way sooner — she was spotted getting all smoochy-smoochy with her new boy, Josh Lucas, at Tuesday night’s Moet-sponsored Purple Ball in D.C. “They were so lovey-dovey,” says our spy, “nibbling on each other’s necks, gazing into each other’s eyes and doing a lot of flirty touching.”