My little brain started firing off excitement signals when I saw the name “Josh Henderson” pop up on one of my photo services’ websites today. How do I know that name???

Oh, right, he used to date Paris Hilton before falling off the face of the planet.

Josh showed up with actress Taylor Cole to the PokerStars.net Burlesque Party in Las Vegas last night, where he was in the company of AJ McLean and Corey Feldman.

A-List all the way, baby!

Paris, darling, do you need attention? Is that why you showed up at Jason Strauss’s birthday party at TAO last night? For the Kevin Federline photo op? Just in case the stake hasn’t been driven all the way through Britney’s heart? Just grind it in that last inch or so … and take your new boyfriend along, too, just to remind the world that you can have it all. Everything but self respect, my darling. Everything but that.

Pics taken in WeHo last night.

What? No shots of her riding the bull?

And props to Josh Henderson, who’s stuck with Paris long enough to warrant his very own category here on The Beet.