Could it be true?  After just a few month months of wedded bliss, the first cheating rumor has surfaced and it’s a doozy.  According to some stripper in Atlanta, she totally did Josh Duhamel on October 9th.  And when I say “did” I mean “fucked.”  I don’t want you to be fuzzy on the details.  Gorgeous Josh may finally be splitting up with Fergie or as I like to call her, Claymation.  (Look at that face and tell me she doesn’t look like a Davey and Goliath extra.)

In a blockbuster exclusive interview, the red-hot exotic dancer provided all the details of her marathon sex session with the handsome actor she said is “the best lover” she ever had.

Josh tied the knot with the 34-year-old Black Eyed Peas singer this past January.

But stripper Nicole Forrester – who passed a lie detector test and whose story was confirmed by independent sources – told The ENQUIRER that marriage to super sexy Fergie didn’t stop the actor from hooking up with her.

Well, shit.  If she passed a polygraph, it must be true, right?  As much as I dislike Claymation, I always feel bad when these celebs suffer such public betrayal.  Josh, high-profile divorce first.  Sleazy dalliances second.

What do you think of Fergie’s look?  She looks like a wealthy socialite.  A ninety-year-old wealthy socialite. A ninety-year-old-wealthy socialite who doesn’t know better than to wear black Spanx under a white dress.

Fergie and her cute husband Josh Duhamel attended the Vanity Fair and Krug dinner last night in West Hollywood.  Paris was there.  Can someone please stage an intervention for her spine?  The girl can hardly stand at this point .  Kim Kardashian looked unrecognizable and Keyshia Cole let everyone know that her stylist was absent on the day the “less is more” class happened.

…are in the new issue of Us Weekly.

Her dress is kinda cool — apparently it was a custom D&G — but, in general, I am WAY more interested in Kendra’s bizarre life with Hef. I’m always more interested in the side stories in these magazines than the cover stories.

You know, I’m not rooting for Hugh Hefner to die anytime soon — I think he’s a good guy — but holy shit the memoirs we’re gonna see after that guy croaks are gonna blow some fucking minds, I’m sure.

I wasn’t sure it would happen, but it did.  Fergie and totally hot Josh Duhamel tied the knot last night in Malibu.  The diverse attendees list included Mario Lopez, Stacy Keibler, Kid Rock, Slash, Kate Hudson and Molly Sims.  Thousands of white magnolias and roses were involved, as were ten bridesmaids dressed in black.

Somebody, hold me.  Please?

Ok, I am here and seriously roughing it.  And by roughing it, I mean Cheetos for breakfast, 13 inches of snow (and still snowing) and cycling electricity and internet outages.  I seem to have a consistent connection for the moment and really didn’t appreciate anything Fergie related being the first cyber-item my brain was required to process.

I was hoping, since a year has passed since their engagement announcement coupled with the fact that there have been no other subsequent announcements, that maybe this union wasn’t going to take place.  Because usually it’s more like a three month span of engagement announcement, pregnancy announcement, bam-wedding.  But no such luck.  Gorgeous Josh Duhamel and um, Fergie have set the date of January 10th to be married. 

I’m trying to picture the dress.  Fergie in a dress, any dress, always seems contradictory.  But I’ll keep an open mind.

So yeah, good luck to the happy couple.  Wish you years of happiness and joy, blah, blah, blah.

Page Six is reporting that Fergie and Josh Duhamel have moved up their wedding date — because she is P-R-E-G-N-A-N-T.

“She picked up a wedding dress while she was in New York for Fashion Week and wants to move the wedding up so she is married before the bump becomes too obvious,” one insider said. “At Clive’s, she just drank water.”

It’s baby year, people! Hurry up and get pregnant before you become one of those losers who gives birth in 2009. By then, babies will be so last year and you’ll need to spend all sorts of money on a Hermes clutch to be cool. Much simpler to have a child.

How her fug ass even landed him in the first place is a mystery to me, but now the two are getting married???

Josh’s rep confirmed the news.

Someone explain this, please.