Rut Roh!
Thursday, October 29th, 2009Could it be true? After just a few month months of wedded bliss, the first cheating rumor has surfaced and it’s a doozy. According to some stripper in Atlanta, she totally did Josh Duhamel on October 9th. And when I say “did” I mean “fucked.” I don’t want you to be fuzzy on the details. Gorgeous Josh may finally be splitting up with Fergie or as I like to call her, Claymation. (Look at that face and tell me she doesn’t look like a Davey and Goliath extra.)
In a blockbuster exclusive interview, the red-hot exotic dancer provided all the details of her marathon sex session with the handsome actor she said is “the best lover” she ever had.
Josh tied the knot with the 34-year-old Black Eyed Peas singer this past January.
But stripper Nicole Forrester – who passed a lie detector test and whose story was confirmed by independent sources – told The ENQUIRER that marriage to super sexy Fergie didn’t stop the actor from hooking up with her.
Well, shit. If she passed a polygraph, it must be true, right? As much as I dislike Claymation, I always feel bad when these celebs suffer such public betrayal. Josh, high-profile divorce first. Sleazy dalliances second.

















