Back in 2004, Josh Brolin was arrested for spousal battery against his wife, actress Diane Lane.  Charges were dropped when both parties called the incident a “misunderstanding.”  I can’t tell you how many times I’ve mistakenly walked into a fist.  Please.  Since then, I’ve never liked Brolin.  Then this weekend I was watching Milk and Josh Brolin killed Harvey Milk so now I really, really hate him.  And the newest?  It looks like he may have cheated on his wife.

Josh is working in New Orleans and according to In Touch he’s been sampling the best the town has to offer. 

On May 21, Josh, who is on location in New Orleans filming Jonah Hex, partied at the Royal Street Inn with local Melissa Green — then took her back to another location to hang out at 11:35 p.m. The next morning, at 7:23 a.m., “They left together,” a witness tells In Touch. “Josh looked like he hadn’t slept at all. She was wearing the same outfit as the night before and looked embarrassed.”

I’ll be the first to admit that spending the night with a member of the opposite sex doesn’t mean cheating has occurred.  But since this is Josh Brolin we’re talking about, let’s assume it has.

Total hotties Josh Brolin and Javier Bardem goof around on the red carpet at the 17th Annual Gotham Awards in Brooklyn.

Hey, Josh, why don’t you take that award off your knee and toss me over it instead? You can spank me all you want, baby.