“Since dating Spencer, Heidi’s whole mentality has changed—everything has changed. It’s almost indescribable. You almost had to have known her to know what I’m talking about. But I’m telling you, she’s completely different. She’s done a total 180, and I think it’s so sad.”

Jordan Eubanks, Heidi Montag’s totally unbiased ex-boyfriend, handing out soundbites at the Fallout 3 launch party last night.