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Jon Peters A Biography: From Stylist To Sadist

Saturday, November 29th, 2008

Do you know who Jon Peters is?  Even if you do, here’s a brief thumbnail sketch of this idiot to refresh your memory: He was Barbra Streisand’s hairdresser and then was promoted to her boyfriend.  And then a record producer.  Have you ever noticed how men’s careers flourish after fucking Barbra Streisand?  Well…except for Elliot Gould.  And Don Johnson.  And James Brolin.  Eh…never mind.  Back to Jon Peters and his ascent to assholedom.  His stint in the music biz was the inspiration for the book Hit and Run:  How Jon Peters and Peter Gruber Took Sony For A Ride In Hollywood.  Can you even believe that is an actual book?  For his tenth incarnation, he became a movie producer.  Not just any movie producer.  The one who is known for proclaiming that Superman must never appear in a movie flying or in costume again because it was “too faggy.”  I’m not making this shit up.  In a nutshell, the guy is a total whack.

So, a couple of years ago, he was sued by one of his assistants.  Bitch got upset because he kept offering her money for sex.  And threatened to kill her and her kid if she told. 

Then he fired one of his producers who refused to have his pregnant wife get an abortion.   

For the newest in Jon Peters offensiveness, he is being sued for groping and having others, at his request, grope his male co-producer on the upcoming Superman: Man of Steel.  He also threatened people on the movie set if they didn’t cover up his actions of sexual impropriety in front of children. 

Do we see a pattern here?  Groping, threatening, suing.  If this shit is true, how has he not faced any criminal charges?  I guess because his “I’ll break your fucking legs” threats are effective.  Most inappropriate dude…like…ever.