John McCain’s brother Joe called 911 this week to complain about traffic. When he was told that 911 was for emergencies only, he told the operator to “fuck off”.  And then called again to complain about how he was treated.  Some people have serious entitlement issues.

John McCain: “Rates were cunt in the Bush years.”

McCain’s appearance last night on Letterman brought in 6.5M viewers, the show’s highest numbers since Oprah was on in December 2005.

And that’s just the people who actually tuned in, despite knowing that anything important would be on the Internet like 20 seconds later.

In fact, we had the best clips up on this site before the show even aired on the West coast.

I wonder if McCain’s contrition won over any voters.

Did he redeem himself?

What do we think, kids???

Heh. This was my favorite part of the debate last night.

Thanks Danika!

A montage of John McCain’s eye rolls and other facial twitches from the debate.

Is it possible this guy has mild Tourette Syndrome? I’m serious here.

What I’m kind of disappointed about is that this video does not include the clip of John McCain laughing so hard he snorts a little. It was somewhere toward the end of the debate but I don’t know where. Does anybody know where I can find a clip of that shit? It was actually kind of endearing, because my little sister totally does that all the time. She’ll be laughing really hard and then she’ll just snort, like, really really loudly, and it’s about the cutest thing in the world. And I can say that without fear of repercussions, because she is currently conducting a bunch of fancy scientist experiments in a sea-faring vessel and doesn’t have access to the outside world. Which is good for her because she doesn’t have to hear about how our economy’s collapsing but bad for her because I can write about her laugh-snorts and know she won’t read it.

As John McCain trails Obama in the polls, he’s crawling back to David Letterman to apologize for standing him up to go save the world do an interview with Katie Couric. As you’ll recall, Letterman tore him a new asshole on national television for that little stunt.

McCain is scheduled to appear on the program on Thursday.

Should be interesting.