“I am not only turned off by people who voted for Barack Obama, but I am also turned off by people that voted for my dad—or more so, obsessive supporters of my dad. Recently, over dinner, a guy started explaining his reasons for supporting President Obama during the election (I didn’t ask, I think the poor guy felt guilty) and I immediately found any attraction I had previously had dissipate. But same thing happens if a guy starts talking about all the reasons why my father should be president. I have the ultimate Catch-22 in post-election dating. So where does that leave me, and who exactly am I attracted to? Let’s just say I’m spending a lot of time writing and even more time with my girlfriends.”

The beautiful, brave and brilliant Miz Meghan McCain, in an interesting piece for The Daily Beast about how her father’s career impacts her dating life.

Interesting timing.

Just a week after John McCain lost his Presidential bid, the National Enquirer released a story accusing Cindy McCain of having an on-going affair with another man. They even have a grainy photo! Of a woman who looks VAGUELY like Cindy McCain kissing a man who looking NOTHING like John McCain.

“I couldn’t believe I was watching Cindy McCain passionately kissing and hugging another man!”

That’s the stunned reaction of an eyewitness who says he watched in shock – and snapped photos – as the former presidential candidate’s wife romantically kissed a long-haired man who resembles “a washed-up ’80s rock musician.”

Sources told The ENQUIRER investigative team the pair have been seen at concerts and sporting events acting very lovey-dovey

I don’t buy this for a second, especially since it was released after the election. If the Enquirer had faith in their story, they would have run it during the election. It would have generated more attention and sales then. But since it was total bullshit, they chose to run it afterward so they wouldn’t take as much heat when it proved to be false.

Now that the election’s over, John McCain gave an endearing interview on Jay Leno’s show Tuesday night. Here are some of the highlights. Why couldn’t you have been this charismatic and adorable while you were running for office, John?

Very classy. Well done, Senator McCain.

“This campaign was and will be the great honor of my life.”

GO AMERICA.

Here’s some interesting footage that recently surfaced of John McCain meeting Anna Nicole Smith backstage at an event several years ago. McCain is very sweet to Anna, and even references an episode of her show. What breaks my heart here is the look back at Anna’s television show. My God, why didn’t someone do something back then? I guess there’s not much that could have been done, but still. The writing was on the wall. Poor Anna, and poor Daniel.

We heard rumors that it would be Obama appearing on SNL the weekend before the election, but now it’s sounding like it’ll be McCain instead. Sources inside NBC are reporting that the Republican nominee will make an appearance just days before voters hit the polls.

Is anyone honestly undecided at this point??

HOW???

John McCain: “Rates were cunt in the Bush years.”

And that’s just the people who actually tuned in, despite knowing that anything important would be on the Internet like 20 seconds later.

In fact, we had the best clips up on this site before the show even aired on the West coast.

I wonder if McCain’s contrition won over any voters.

Did he redeem himself?

What do we think, kids???

Heh. This was my favorite part of the debate last night.

Thanks Danika!