Interesting timing.

Just a week after John McCain lost his Presidential bid, the National Enquirer released a story accusing Cindy McCain of having an on-going affair with another man. They even have a grainy photo! Of a woman who looks VAGUELY like Cindy McCain kissing a man who looking NOTHING like John McCain.

“I couldn’t believe I was watching Cindy McCain passionately kissing and hugging another man!”

That’s the stunned reaction of an eyewitness who says he watched in shock - and snapped photos - as the former presidential candidate’s wife romantically kissed a long-haired man who resembles “a washed-up ’80s rock musician.”

Sources told The ENQUIRER investigative team the pair have been seen at concerts and sporting events acting very lovey-dovey

I don’t buy this for a second, especially since it was released after the election. If the Enquirer had faith in their story, they would have run it during the election. It would have generated more attention and sales then. But since it was total bullshit, they chose to run it afterward so they wouldn’t take as much heat when it proved to be false.

Now that the election’s over, John McCain gave an endearing interview on Jay Leno’s show Tuesday night. Here are some of the highlights. Why couldn’t you have been this charismatic and adorable while you were running for office, John?

Very classy. Well done, Senator McCain.

“This campaign was and will be the great honor of my life.”

GO AMERICA.

Here’s some interesting footage that recently surfaced of John McCain meeting Anna Nicole Smith backstage at an event several years ago. McCain is very sweet to Anna, and even references an episode of her show. What breaks my heart here is the look back at Anna’s television show. My God, why didn’t someone do something back then? I guess there’s not much that could have been done, but still. The writing was on the wall. Poor Anna, and poor Daniel.

I think he did a pretty good job actually.

We heard rumors that it would be Obama appearing on SNL the weekend before the election, but now it’s sounding like it’ll be McCain instead. Sources inside NBC are reporting that the Republican nominee will make an appearance just days before voters hit the polls.

Is anyone honestly undecided at this point??

HOW???

John McCain’s brother Joe called 911 this week to complain about traffic. When he was told that 911 was for emergencies only, he told the operator to “fuck off”.  And then called again to complain about how he was treated.  Some people have serious entitlement issues.

John McCain: “Rates were cunt in the Bush years.”