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Okay, Seriously, What Happened to the Hot Dude from Nip/Tuck?

Tuesday, January 15th, 2008

John Hensley at NYC Premiere of Teeth, Pictures, Photos

John Hensley at NYC Premiere of Teeth, Pictures, Photos

Forget Suri Cruise, this guy’s our alien.

What is he doing?

What is he wearing?

Is he even human?

Man, I used to have a crush on this kid.

Remember that episode of Nip/Tuck where Brittany Snow was bleaching her face because she found out she was, like, one-eighth black, which is sorta rough when you’re a raging racist? I feel like John Hensley did the same thing, except for, instead of normal bleach, he used ugly bleach.

At the premiere of Teeth in NYC.