Evil Beet Gossip » Joey Fatone

Stop Taking This Gig, Celebrities!

Evil Beet — Mon, 24 Nov 2008 21:40:00 +0000

First Chelsea Handler, now Joey Fatone.

How much is Charmin paying these C-listers to pretend like they’re taking a shit for the cameras???

JUST SAY NO, CELEBRITIES!!!!

DO NOT TAKE THIS JOB.

EVER.

Here’s Joey Fatone inaugurating the Charmin Public Restrooms in Times Square. Cute.

CARLTON!!!

Evil Beet — Sat, 30 Aug 2008 22:00:52 +0000

Sorry, you guys know how excited I get about photos of Alfonso Ribeiro. I don’t know why. I just do.

Carlton hit up a party in Puerto Rico this weekend, along with Joey Fatone and Jamie-Lynn Sigler, who seems to be popping up everywhere these days now that she’s single. Good for her.

BRING BACK JOAN AND MELISSA!!!

Evil Beet — Wed, 22 Aug 2007 17:06:12 +0000

What the fuck is this???

~~Backstreet Boy~~N*SYNC-er Joey Fatone (REMEMBER KIDS, IT’S FUNNY BECAUSE HE WAS THE FAT ONE) has signed on to co-host the red carpet for the TV Guide network. His partner in crime? Lisa Rinna. Who the fuck is Lisa Rinna?

“Joey is a top-notch professional with a natural likeability and great sense of humor, all of which are essential attributes of a red-carpet host,” said the president of TV Guide network.

This is going to be unwatchable.

BRING BACK JOAN!

I Assume They Race Hats at the Kentucky Derby

Evil Beet — Sun, 06 May 2007 05:48:09 +0000

Or do the hats fight? I get so confused sometimes.