First Chelsea Handler, now Joey Fatone.

How much is Charmin paying these C-listers to pretend like they’re taking a shit for the cameras???

JUST SAY NO, CELEBRITIES!!!!

DO NOT TAKE THIS JOB.

EVER.

Here’s Joey Fatone inaugurating the Charmin Public Restrooms in Times Square. Cute.

Sorry, you guys know how excited I get about photos of Alfonso Ribeiro. I don’t know why. I just do.

Carlton hit up a party in Puerto Rico this weekend, along with Joey Fatone and Jamie-Lynn Sigler, who seems to be popping up everywhere these days now that she’s single. Good for her.

What the fuck is this???

Backstreet BoyN*SYNC-er Joey Fatone (REMEMBER KIDS, IT’S FUNNY BECAUSE HE WAS THE FAT ONE) has signed on to co-host the red carpet for the TV Guide network. His partner in crime? Lisa Rinna. Who the fuck is Lisa Rinna?

“Joey is a top-notch professional with a natural likeability and great sense of humor, all of which are essential attributes of a red-carpet host,” said the president of TV Guide network.

This is going to be unwatchable.

BRING BACK JOAN!

BRING BACK JOAN!

BRING BACK JOAN!

Or do the hats fight? I get so confused sometimes.