Is this the hot new up-and-coming couple?

Evil Beet sources report that Joe Jonas (of the Jonas Brothers) is now dating Taylor Swift. She joined the guys on tour in Dallas last night and will be hitting up Anaheim with them as well.

Why do you care?

I’ll tell you.

First of all, because, aside from Taylor Momsen, Taylor Swift is definitely my #1 underage girl-crush. So that should be reason enough. But I really want Taylor to be a huge star and a relationship with Joe Jonas could help increase her star status in the mainstream tabs, which would thrill me. Oh, and they both purport to be “virgins.”

But, most importantly, Joe Jonas is Miley Cyrus’s ex-boyfriend!

Drama????

Oh, I hope so!

Remember when Lindsay Lohan and Hilary Duff went head-to-head over Aaron Carter? (Who?) I want this to be like that all over again!!!!

NEW BLOOD!!!!

Update: Oops! Miley dated Nick Jonas, not Joe. Eh, I still want them to fight.