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It’s A Slow News Day, So Can We Talk About Joan Collins’ Husband?

Monday, June 8th, 2009

Joan Collins, Percy Gibson

Joan Collins is vacationing in St. Tropez — yes, she’s still alive — with her husband Percy Gibson.  This cotton candy delight is 32 years younger than Collins.

Does anything appear slightly awry with this couple?

Hello, Joan Collins

Thursday, February 21st, 2008

Joan Collins, Pictures, Photos

I mean, she looks good for being 105 years old, but did one of face lifts accidentally move her left eye a full inch above her right?

Has it always been like that?

I did some research, and the answer is a resounding no.

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In this picture, from 1981, her left eye is decidedly lower than her right.

All that plastic surgery has actually resulted in her eyes switching positions on her face. Like, by entire inches.

Love it. Love it. Love it.