In this installment of How Twitter is Making the World of Celebrity Gossip an Even Weirder Place Than it Was Before, Jimmy Fallon and his family get kicked out of NY pizza restaurant Posto, get into a fistfight along the way, and then immediately tweet smack about the joint and someone who works there that he calls “carb face Carol.”

Before I continue, let’s all take a moment to laugh bitterly at the ridiculous irony of life, given that “carb face Carol” jab and EB’s own recent “Fat Arms” furor….

There. Now we can move on.

While Fallon didn’t tweet about the fight (another Twitterer who supposedly witnessed the eviction tweeted about that) he did say that someone in the restaurant took his comments in a recent NY online pizza tasting the wrong way, thinking that he was disparaging the place’s pies when in reality, he likes them.

But not anymore. After being treated “rudely,” he told all his Twitter followers never to go to any of the restaurants run by the owners of Posto, adding, “Don’t mess with the Fallon Family.”

In the opening monologue of Tuesday night’s Late Night with Douchebag Who Will Never Be As Awesome as Conan O’Brien,”Jimmy Fallon told a joke about an airport in Prague called the “Franz Kafka International Airport”:

“A new study has ranked the Franz Kafka International Airport in Prague as the world’s worst, due to long lines and lost luggage. It must be bad, because the second worst airport in the world? The Hudson River!”

The only funny thing about this “joke”– aside from the irony that it crashed harder than US Air Flight 1549 itself when it hit the Hudson– is the fact that the “Franz Kafka International Airport” in Prague exists only in a story on The Onion’s website (and perhaps inside the existential dillemas in your mind).

It was part of a satirical news video which reported that the airport tormented its visitors with, amongst other things, dead-end terminals and a shuttle service that loops around the airport and then deposits passengers back at their original starting points.

To be fair, this gaff is most likely the fault of someone on the writing staff at Late Night. I’m sure Fallon is too busy murdering humor to actually write his own bad jokes.

And even for those who don’t you’ll laugh at this. JT is bringing funny back too. This here is the full on dirty word version of Saturday Night’s triumphant digital short.

The evening JT is doing the double dip as host and musical guest so I’m throwing a little love his way with “The Barry Gibb Talk Show” skit. This is actually the second time he did this sketch with Jimmy Fallon, and if you’ve never seen it I think you may try and sleep with me, that’s how delectable it is.

Ok, so enjoy, and pray they bring Fallon back from bagging groceries to do a third installment.

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