Welcome to your new life, little Mercy!

Madonna took her new baby girl, along with her four other children — Rocco, Lourdes, David and Jesus Luz — to the Kabbalah Centre in London on the 4th of July. Luckily there were a bunch of nannies there, so Madonna didn’t have to actually carry or tend to any of the children. I wonder which nanny changes Jesus’s diapers?

Here’s the new photo spread from W magazine that’s apparently a re-enactment of the night Madonna met 22-year-old Brazilian model Jesus Luz, and then fucked his barely-legal brains out. The shoot is called “One Night in Rio.”

Ya know, I’m 26 years old, and even I think I’d feel a little dirty sleeping with a 22-year-old. Madonna is 50, with a teenage daughter. I think I’d just die on the spot if my mother did a photo shoot like this.

Is it wrong that I actually find this shit more unsettling than the Octomom?

To get some perspective, Desperately Seeking Susan was released before this guy was born.

Note that there’s not any actual genitalia involved in this shoot, but it may not be entirely safe for work.