Jessica Simpson Performs Miracle-Lands Vanity Fair Cover
Monday, May 4th, 2009
Can we start composing a list of notable people who actually deserve to be on June’s cover of Vanity Fair? Not that it really matters since the ditz without a deal issue is about to hit newsstands.
Jessica opens up her mouth for some barbecue about how she “never dated a guy that was more simple.” than Tony Romo, and she hasn’t talked to Nick Lachey in years.
Jess also praised the great job her dad is doing managing her career. Her past two movies sped their way to DVD, she’s been dropped by her record label and she can’t remember the lyrics to her songs. But according to her, her career is exactly where she wants it to be, all thanks to her dad. Talking about her manager and father Joe, Simpson said, “I can talk to my dad like he’s my manager, and put ‘Dad’ on the back burner. We’ve been doing it since I was 13. So, at this point, we’re in a good rhythm. A lot of people find it strange, but it’s the only way I know. And I don’t care to know another way, because it suits me. And we’ve done a pretty dang good job.”
Conclusion? Jess’ brain has officially been pickled by peroxide. Click here to read the whole article because any author that characterizes Jessica Simpson as “looking less than slender, holding the microphone like a turkey leg,” deserves our attention and accolades.























